Thursday: Miss Doll’s Thought-provoking, Thorny and Therapeutic Maths Problems.

Oops, should have previewed.

Is it Bingo Miss? I lyk bingo....I’ve marcd my card and I’ve got a lyne an forr cornets so I’m claymin the price! Hows!

Is it orlright to post my ansa?

Which is:
I dont know

JackyB is class swot? very well done!

I will post your swot certificate later.?

I no! Itz thiss wekes lottree numbas! Im goin to ars my mum to by me a lottree tikkit wen i get hom!

Oh tharez two menny numbas fore a lottree tikkit {sad]

Everyone's a comedian!?

Settle down class! Doodle ?and Pantglas, ? out of bed now!!! ??????
At least, Bathsheba and Callistemon, are out of bed, even if they are messing about.

You would do well to use JackyB as your role model.?

Wel I do av an arnsa now. Not shore iff itz the rite arnsa I wil pee emm yoo Miss and eksplane how I got it.

Oh no! ive dun it rong . Bak to werk then

This one is gettin’ my goat. ?

Sowwy Miss but ive got to plugg mi brane in, cos itz run owt of battree. Be bak laita.

Oh Miss I'm opeless at theez! My hed hertz alreddy My inner brane is all skrambled and in a mess . . .

Morning Miss me an bathsheba won in skul layte las nite. We woz talkin bout pants an her blumers. We fink we no wy she knot ere she dwunk. Snigger ?

I woz ere Doodle...I wun the Bingo wot Miss did this mournin cos I got a lyne an fore cornets! I’ll bee getin my prise ? layter wen Miss membrs!

Oh Miss, I fort I ad the ansa and av pee emd yu, and I av pee emd yu agen cos me sun elp me wiv the ruul, and he is only 50

We boaf got the saem ansa tho

CraftyGranny, your son is a very clever boy!
? and a wee sweetie for him from my top drawer. ?

I hope he isn't in school. He doesn't stand a chance, if those naughty school girls ? get their hands on him. ?

Ooh craftygran wel dun. My boy fren off elps me but knot toodai I dun it bys miself.
pantglas me an bathsheba fought yous ad booze in yous blumers yesturday. We fought yu woz dwunk ?

Doodle, I'm so proud of you!!!?
What a good girl you are.?

squiffy, Miss gived us a likle cloo. Dos yu wan me to wub yous pour ed. Iz gud at masage I lern it from the ladee hoo wurks on th korner. She veri poplar.?

Oh miss fankoo. I twied weally ard. ?

Fanks Miss. No I wont let im cum to skool ere. he is vewy easly led astway, an vat is y e livs wiv me!!!
But I got it ferst Miss, onest I did.

craftygranny

I pee em’d you Miss. I’ve got an anser I found when I rummaged in my ‘ed, but I dunno wot the rule is.
(If anser is rite).