Wednesday (Is it Wednesday?): Wittering Miss MaryDoll’s Welcoming, Warm and Witty, Weekday Maths Class.

Mi plans two pwtnd I am pawly and sad tmorra but ned tooo ‘member not t smyl wen mum ses I can bee orf. It diddnt go vry well f’me lasst tyme.

I fink I knead tooo rejista as I’m am knew. R ya sure it’s Wensdy. Wot did ya do wif the ovva days then Miss.

No scotch nuns fa me pleese? They chuck hard stuff and ‘it you on ya hed f’nuffink at all. Theys daynjarus.

Me mums scent a note to say know sums. Cos gayles don’t knead eyducaytion or wotnot. She arskd me two rite it as she ‘as a bone in ‘er arm t’day.

Buntins a gwud idya Doods but i hasent got a Red Coat. Miss mite lyke the Knoblee Nees contesst.

Sssshhhhhhhhh I can’t eer nuttink .....

Ooh squiffy I ad to fink ard abut dat. Iz get yous know ?
Ello sussex welcum to klass. Miss duz klass mos days sussex but yous mussn rite the answr yous as to PM Miss so wez all kan av a go. ?

Ooh orl thees wunnerfl ayedeeas - shall I be Fishul Partee Cordnaytr? I’ll need notha baj, cors but it’s wel withn my incaypbilitees, I’m shure!

Squiffy- praps we shud enta Miss in the Glamrus Grannee comtishun in Buntins?

Sussex - can ewe writ lots o nots so that if we done feel wel afta Miss’s birfdae, we can skyve?

Gwud ideer Pantglas, wee cod giv Miss a cup? or a meddle.?

bathsheba I hope youz got lots of loonies. We mus mak klass look good for Miss . I fink Miss wud win the comptishun. Gud eyedear pants yous mus av yous finkin cap on agen.?

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Ooh Miss's burfdee is sowdin reelee gud now! Los of luvvlee eydears, wot I fink shes wil luv! So, wes got caek, bloons, buntin to ang rown the klarsrum, an dekrashuns. Oh, wot bout burfdee kards? Ar wes givvin er wun eech or jus wun big wun wot we awl rite owr nams on? I fink wun wil be best. Wes kan chews wun ov thees

bathsheba yous sew cleber to fink of a kard. Wun tween us soun good. Iz like the firs two bes.

I'm overwhelmed class. ? You don't know how much I needed this.
I love you all.?

This saga of my SIL , Virgin Media and her son now in the mix , has lasted all afternoon and I'm wrung out!

Wow, dun know how I made it in today! Took sum painkillers, put on a mask and gloves and got to market by senior hour, 8 am sharp (USA time)! Spent the entire morning washing and putting stuff away. Whew! Miss I PMd you earlier....I guess I got it wrong :O(

Did I hear we're throwing a party for Miss? I have booze, likker balls, leftover cupcakes and a pair of plastic sunglasses shaped like 2020! What can I bring?

Charleygirl, no one can replace our favorite teacher of all time, Miss MaryDoll! So, give it up already and come have fun with us....by the time Batsheba, Callistemon, Doodle, Feelingmyage, Mary51, Pantglas, Puzzler and Squiffy are done with ye, you'll be binging on gummy bears, hanging out behind the shed or sitting on the 'norty' step!

But miss, miss, hand up, finger clicking. You need to send him to pastoral care mis.

I have just sent this in error, as a PM. I have truly lost the plot. If only I could have a glass of wine or two, or three, or.....!?????????

Doodle, wila and our new pupil Justwidowed , apples for you all.
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PARTY. I am bringing a piñata and stick. The piñata will be full of soor plooms, penny dainties, chocolate caramels, sherbet dabs, sugar straw, lemonade rock, flying saucers and frizzers. I don’t look 18 so I can’t buy the party drinks.

I will be back later. I've posted the answers twice and they must be in a random thread or PM.

Feelingmyage Awl excitin’ parti stuf exept don’t bring the pinaplul. Too healthi.
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An’ only Miss is allowd 2 ‘av a stick.

Yeah got it wight.
Hello all knew klass mates. We nose we not spielin gud but wes appy, aving fun and Miss Doll is the bestest teechr in the world. You is mos welcum to joyn us so joyn in. Yous will fine it moor dicult than yous fink to spel like wot we duz.
Cum an cellbrate wiv us morrow as itz Miss’s burfday and she is lubberly. Jus join in wez good gurls ?

As Fishul partee cordynator I fink we as wyrkd wundas - the Skool is reddee for Miss’s Speshul Dae??? twomoro!

Orl strait ome forn urlee nite so we can freshas daysees for the moro......I’m feelin all poetyk! Well I ave got a Potree Monitor baj........

pants wel dun. We iz reddy for th big da tmowwow. Miss deserbs a gud partee and wez kan does it ?

Pant yoo mus hav veree big mussels two ware all vose bajis. Vey mus beee veri hevvy ?️‍♀️?️‍♀️

We cud hav a kalee if sumwun can play the pypes. Miss wud lyke a darns and thers lots ov us to do atesum reeel or strip de wilo ??

Yes Squiffy! Wonda if Miss’s mirer wil cum wiv a fansee pear o shwws ?? wot she likes?

Das bwillion Pants. I karn wate fore tomowow, itz so citing! Ive got the kard awl reddy fore awl of yooz to sine (tha meenz rite yore nams), so ile twy to get to skul reelee urlee beefor Miss cums in.

Ooh Squiffy I lik the eydear of doin a reel! I was in the darns klars at my las skul an we alwase perfumed fore the pairenz an teechers on speshul okaysjunz. My faivrit woz darnsin the atesum reel, an I woz so gud I got stiffigits an cups an evryfin!

Ars we goin to opin skul befour miss cums bathsheba? I goin twy get ups earwy so I kan elp wiv the decratshuns.?

Sorry class, I don't know how many times I posted the answers earlier and they disappeared into the ether. I have become a doddery old teacher! .
I then was delayed by a family crisis (again).

Answer 15

EXPLANATION: 7 dirty shirts at the laundromat, 7 shirts to last until he picks them up, and the shirt he wears on Monday when he goes to the laundromat makes 15 in all.

He could get by with 14 by briefly wearing a dirty shirt Monday morning when he goes to the laundromat and changing in to one of the clean shirts he picks up.

Is that a satisfactory explanation?