Monday. Maidenly Miss Marydoll’s Marvellous, Mysterious and Mischievous Maths Teasers.

mary we gurls kan teech yous smiles.
So whocha do is yous tipe a square bra kit [ and then wivout spaces yous type d word like grin or wink and den anuve bra kit.] dat ways youz git smilees. Seazy weally. ?
Cor willa yous ain’t arf cleber wot quote like orfurs an such.

I fin wez gud at diz langwage fing coz us poopils can unnerstan wot we haz rit but sum peeps don.

Yous iz vewy gud at it pants youz mak me smyle ?

Pantglas, I wundr ef "Jabberwocky" wasn't sum kain 'o secret code unventid 'afore whorl wor 2?

Of course Mary I am such a dunce!

More like Lewis Carol....one of me favowites! 'Twas brillig and the swithy toads did gire and gimble in the wabe, all flimsy were the borogroves and the gnome wraths outgrabe".....of kors, I kin only doo furst too lines (maybe) from memry and wid autocorrect intrafearing.....the res' escape me.

Slike owr seecryt lanwage wot we cudda iwsd diwrin the Wore! We cud get jobbs at GeeCeeHaichQue gurls! Woo sez we isn pliabl!

I've given up trying to understand it!

The end ?????

Mary51 the lingo is more difficult than reading Chaucer

The answers:

Puzzle 1: There are ten fish in the tank.

Puzzle2: 1 Tom: 22 , Bob: 27

Back tomorrow.

Hello there Mary, nice to see you.

Nice to see you! Sorry about the answers being posted.

You need square [ ] brackets for emojis.

Class, I will need to delete some of your PMs to me, my inbox is getting rather full.
Those PMs will disappear from you inbox too, so don't think anything is amiss.
It will say something like: Deleted at user's request.

So far in this big girls' school I've learned PMS properly and how to report my own messages but I'll ave anuvva go at smileys next time.

[smile}

Afternoon all. In late today as in garden most of the day. Can see answers posted already. And the big girls spellin I haven't even learned yet!!

So have a lovely evening all.

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wila ?

In she go wiv her inflatible watr wings wot she jus apen to ave in er picnic bastit. She swim to der car an reeches fru d opin wyndo an gwabs hol on Jet’s collet an pulls him out fru der wyndo and dey swim ball to d bank. O fankoo so much seed d man. Yous sav my Jet will u mawwy me. Cors not she sed yous an iwisponsible irriot. Yuv ruin my picnic. So dey wen ome.
V End. ?

......the story goes on.

Jet steps on the gas peddil and car gos flayin in de air towards de lake before doin' a ginourmous 'splaaaaaaash'!!!!! "Ahhhh noooo! Ma pooch'll drown!" he says. "No worries" says she, then.....

I dun think furst ofendirs gunna git de norty step....but be karefil, cuz if ye do it a sekin time....then it's 'oh oh'!

Well cum on yous grls. Don leab v car runnin twoard v picnic wiv v doggy incid. Cum up wiv sumfink....

I don’t know how it finishes yet. Tiz up to youse yins

Ooo, I got an ?. Fank yoo Miss. (deep curtesy)

* Bathsheba*? Sorry I missed your PM.

Justwidowed, ??

....continuing the konsekwences........
He looks very pleased with himself. What now? Oh no! He’s released the handbrake and the car is rolling down the hill towards the picnic basket. How can disaster be averted.....

willa iz a stowy. Yous ave to keep adin bits. Ow duz it finish feeing?

bath don wowy I lik col mushypees two ?

willa duz spuggy lik ?. .
pants I lik two go to fire stashun c v firemens. I spec miss wud two ?

No worries justwidowed, a lot of us (me for 1) posted public answer at some time when we meant to private message Miss.

Ooh Bathsheba- I fort it sed ‘fire date’ and we woz goin to the fire stayshun fore a demstrayshun from them gorjys bizee firemens ?‍?

O dear, is it the Argy for justwidowed?

Ooh, justwidowed Beware of Miss's Norty Step

Ennyway, I just gave the answer up the thread too.
Bob has too menny toys