Thursday: Miss Doll’s Thought-provoking, Thorny and Therapeutic Maths Problems.

Miss Marydoll we built a few bridges yesterday when I bought them the ice cream of their choice and allowed them to leave early because it was so hot.

Today is another hot day so they may have the drink of their choice but no alcohol and little sugar. They are definitely improving- they are getting used to my ways. They are not learning much which is a worry.

I am learning Charlie - I have learnt how to kiss the boys

Miss Charleygirl, I don't know where you are, but it's blooming freezing here!!! ?

Miss Doll Miss Charley iz mush nycer van we fought. I fink wez getin ewes two eech uver. She buyded us eyes cweams yesterday. ?

A second apple for Hazbeen, who found a second solution. ?

miss Charley kan wez du sum kraft dis afternoon (l learnded how to spell dis wurd to pleese yous ?) so I kan finnish craftygranny’s kard. I won mak a mess. pants is Kraft Montor (I spect she’s got a baj four it) ?

Hears a sawt of bufday card four yoo Crafty, it sums up dis fred!

Miss I live in NW London- 100 years ago I lived in Fife and worked in Edinburgh and Dundee.

Doodle yes you may but the word is spelt with a c.

I do think if Miss is not at school tomorrow we must concentrate on English language, grammar and spelling.

Have you decided which drinks you would like? NO ALCOHOL!

Yes Doodle I’m the Kraftee Monitor an I’ve bean prepairin the Kraft rwm ✂️?usin Niw Soshul Disdansin Guydlines wot as bean ishude.?.

There woz reems an reems of bobldeegooc fore me an Miss to reed an Dainamyk Whisk Zest but now we az bean Sertifyde ?

Sveree kynd of ewe to bye us a no alcoll freshmen Scerree Miss ?. Cwd I ave sum BandyLion an Murdock pleez, wiv a strorr??

Pantglas I would be very grateful if you would ask the other girls what they would like to drink and give me the list. Are sure your drink does not contain alcohol? It sounds suspicious to me.

If it does, I will cancel everybody elses drink- you have been warned.

Oh! Bee karefuwl pants you don wanna get us intwo twubble. Pleese cud I ave owange squish pants
Wotan evwy wun else avin?
squiffy dats a luverly kard. I’m shoe craftygranny wil lik it.?
Is willa ere yet? I kneed sum wun to elp me wiv d selling tape.

I have not seen willa either. Does she think she can have another day off because Miss is not here? Willa is forgetting I have eyes in the back of my head and my hearing is perfect.

I will see you all tomorrow girls.

Psst. willa wear ar yous. Yous in twouble wiv Miss C you’d betr get hear soon ?

Ooh Doodle go an lwk fore Willa, Scerree Miss is lyk sumfin owt of the Ecsorcyst wiv eyes ? in the bacc of er ed ??

Thanks for the apple Miss.

I'll have a tonic with a slice of lemon please.

Wila ?, nice to see you!

Squiffy that is a loverly kard, fant yu so mush.

Pants can I pleese av a vimtoe, ta! Mmm bandilion and burdock is loverly
I av bin in the kraftrum dooin sum cwoss stich of my likul dog. and the boyler man as bin to ficks my boyler, we avn't ad eny ot warter sins las Fryday. phew i do pong a bit! Goin to get me birfdy showa now

mary51 is dat gin in yur sachel?

Just having a cup of tea at the mo. Nothing naughty in my bag!

Miss Charley may I have eldaflowr kordeel pleez. If itz hot agin tomorro I wud lik lots of ise in it to deep me kool.
An a stroor? Fanks.

willa wear is you (looking under desk, in the paint cupboard, on the norty step) I kant fin her enewear ?

Sorry class, I forgot to post the answer!

ANSWER: 1 + 2 + 34 + 56 + 7 = 100.

Oh...so happy to see yoo evwyone! Happy Bwufday Crafty...ar wee invaited to yer partee? Yay, Miss mus' be fileeng betta 'cuz she's bak! ....and Charley, 'appy to see yoo too but turn yur ed aroun'! (yoo mist me....didn' yoo?!) Doodle 'n Pants, I 'ope yoo didn' 'av truble faindin me. Wha'd yoo ladies up to today?

We ad kake from craftygranny willawez put wun in yous desk four yous. Yous vewy layte toda I misd you.?