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Thank Goodness It’s Friday! Miss MaryDoll’s Frustratingly Fabulous, Fantabulous Photo Teaser!

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Marydoll Fri 29-May-20 08:32:16

*REMEMBER THE RULES! DIRE CONSEQUENCES WILL ENSUE FOR ANYONE WHO POSTS THE ANSWERS!

Good morning class, as the weather is lovely, we will be doing mostly outdoor learning today. No, Doodle and Pantglas, that doesn't mean you can slope off to the beach, whatever that besom, Chewbacca has told you!

I'm hoping that today's teaser is an easier one for you! wink.

The answer has eight letters _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Puzzler61 Sat 30-May-20 12:34:00

Yoo girls ar hilaarus today. It is lik de Goon Show! ? ?

Squiffy Sat 30-May-20 12:34:31

Ello Doods ! I fink Chewy mite hav micksed up her pozitivs an negativs like Pants did an it corzed a erfkwake!

Squiffy Sat 30-May-20 12:36:40

Chewy i fink two menny beenz an micksin up yor pozitivs an negertivs cood bee a Veree Bad Ideer! ???????

mary51 Sat 30-May-20 12:39:06

It's very funny. I missed school yesterday as it was closed by the time I arrived. Got nowhere near the answer.

I had a stiffgit from Miss once but never one for bike riding as not done in 60s. Just fell off sometimes.wink

Bathsheba Sat 30-May-20 12:41:59

I done fink warin fwoks wud elp mine rists reelee Chewy. I got sum hard fings wot I stwap rownd em to giv em sport, an iff Im warin em I kan doo the manyal windin betta, so I getz mine battree fingee awl charjd up so it bangs mine stiff git bak in propplee. But I done lik warin em awl the tim cos thase too hot.

Pantglas2 Sat 30-May-20 12:54:51

Ewe gurls nead too bee cerrfwl not to get Bankurs Kramp (I fink I spelt it rite) ? wiv yore Stiffgit mowntin an Howsmayds Nees from orl that bending ovar em!

An wotch owt fore dat Denniss Elboe - a bugga ifn ewe is mowntin a lot?

Chewbacca Sat 30-May-20 13:07:34

Oo Pant I fink I'm too late coz I alreddy got Howsmayds Nees and theys urting me a lot wen I bens down to do the manuwal crankin. Dats why I fallz off me bike a lot two. Wot shud I do? Ure vewwy clever Pants can yoo sujest anyfink to elp me?

I dunt lyke the sownd of that Dennis Elbow, he sownds meen if he stops uz doin owr mowntin. Is ee wone of the big boyz in are skool? ?

Bathsheba Sat 30-May-20 13:15:40

Dennis Elboe izz not to be mest wiv! Yore rite Chewy, he izz wun ov the big boyz, an he angs arowd wiv Arfur Eyetest. Thare a pare of big bulleez wot ar awlwase intafeerin wiv the gurls hoo ar trine to do mowntin.

Pantglas2 Sat 30-May-20 13:26:41

I ope Miss’s orf avin a nyse tyme wiv er mirer an not earrin bout wot we is scussin toodae......she mite misinturprit get oldov wron end of the stick an weed be in deap dwdws ?

Chewbacca Sat 30-May-20 13:34:52

Oooerrrr I dunt like the sownds of them boyz.

You dunt need to worree bout Miss Marydoll coz she is markin owr xzam papers today I fink so that will, keep her bizzy for a bit. I'm not worreed bout xzam coz I nos we am gud at spellin an puntuashun.

Doodle Sat 30-May-20 13:42:12

Ooh yes Miss mite giv us ard sums if she new we woz messin bout in skul aftr ours. Quik clea up de mess an get all dowz battwys put way. chewy stop mowntin and pants pik up all doz stiffgits and stuff dem down yous twowsers befour Miss sed dem ?

Bathsheba Sat 30-May-20 13:49:47

Done wurry, wes kan tydee up an kleen awl the klarsrum an av it awl sparklee an shinin an shele bee so emprest wiv us for cummin in on owr dai off. Aksherly, Ive got sum pait wot woz lef ova from wen my dad paitid the shed. Wes cud pait her desk for her. Itz a luvvlee brite yello - Miss wud luv it! Cum on gurls, get awl the paitbrushes from the eart rum an lez get krakin!

Kalu Sat 30-May-20 13:55:54

Oooh” Yoo gurls ar four it if Miss funds owt yoo ar hear at skool dewring thi wee kend ?

Pantglas2 Sat 30-May-20 13:56:15

Gwd ayedeea!?It cud be partov the Dookof Ednburger fing wot we cud getta anova baj an Stiffgit fore!

Chewbacca Sat 30-May-20 14:00:47

Wot a gud idea Bathsheba The paynt tin sez its "*anti burglar NeverDry Paint*". We cud paynt her chare two. Wuldnt that be a luvverly sprise for her! I carnt weight to see her face!

Chewbacca Sat 30-May-20 14:02:15

We're shure to get anover stiff git for this! Defnitly.

Doodle Sat 30-May-20 14:14:51

Wot a gud ideea. A luverly lellow char an desc for Miss two sho er ow mush we kare. Let’s get pantin

Squiffy Sat 30-May-20 14:15:02

Doo yoo fink Miss mite get spishus if weer doin sumfing so nice four her?

Grannynannywanny Sat 30-May-20 14:18:50

I fink you girlz haz sow much stiffgits alreddy. I havent got nun. Cud I pleez av wun of yoors?

But I need instrushions as am not shoor wot its for

Doodle Sat 30-May-20 14:19:53

Sham willa an der uvers arn ere to elp. Dey could do der legs. Oh chewy kareful yous got sum in yous air. Yous too pants an I to sum on mynes lbo ? du yu fink Miss will no itz uz uve panted her fings. She be so pleeezed. ?

Bathsheba Sat 30-May-20 14:21:22

No Squiffy sheal be reelee emprest wiv us, an weal problee awl get eksta stiff gits an we mite eeven get the skul priz for inishtiv an goin abuv an beeyon!!

Pantglas2 Sat 30-May-20 14:22:33

I fink Miss woz borne spishus Squiffy wych is wye she bean a teecha orl er lyfe?‍?

Doodle Sat 30-May-20 14:24:15

Youz sum tymes get a stiffgit four getin yous sums rite grannywn pants is d onle wun hoo getz uver stiffgits coz she’s vewy cleber . If yous getz yous sums rite nes weak yous kan asc Miss four a stiffgit two. Dats hoo I git myne.
You kan av dis brush an elp us den you mite get a stiffgit for art.?

Pantglas2 Sat 30-May-20 14:25:56

Wen ewe get yore first Stiffgit Granny, the gurls wil tel ewe ow too mownt it.......I is too bizee mowntin mi oan Stiffgits?

Doodle Sat 30-May-20 14:28:34

D youz member Fwidayz puzil woz a lellow umbwella? Well dat cud go wiv Missz desc an char an tect er frum sonshin wot kan bees bad four yous if yous av two mush.