Thank Goodness It’s Friday! Miss MaryDoll’s Frustratingly Fabulous, Fantabulous Photo Teaser!

Owr teecher is very genrus wiv giving stiff gits Grannynannywanny an yooll get one wen yoo do sumfink gud. Yoo cud paynt that dorr andle for Miss Marydoll? She likes yeller dorr andles. Speshully wet ones.

Fanks. But am wurryd it’s so long sinz I had a stiffgit to mount am not shoor if I can member how. I am eggcited to try. Bean such long time sins had a stiffgit I wudnt evin wont a reely big wun.
I fink I be hapy wiv any size.

Ive got sum yelo flours in mi gardn, ile pik sum four Miss coz dey wil mach der paint ? Ile chek deres no ? ? or ? on them ?

Dunt worree Grannynannywanny, mowntin stiff gits agen is like ridin a bike, yoos never forgets ow to do it. An if yoos falls off, yoos jus clime back on agen! I do it all the time! An the size of the stiff git dunt matter at all. Parrently.

Done worree GrannyNW, iv ad big Stiffgits then lodes alikl Stiffgits won afta the ovur?. Deys orl the says wen ewes mowntin em in the bedrwm.....

O fanks fur letin me no dat Chewbacca. Am getin more eggcited finkin I mite get a stiffgit to mount over my bed.

Pas me a yeller brush. Woz you meenin me to do door nob yeller or woz you meenin sumfin els.

I fink I hav lots to lern furst before miss will let me hav a stiffgit

This school has turned into Sodom and Gomorrah

I will deal with you all on Monday!!!
Be afraid, be very afraid! ?

Pantglas you is luky to hav so meny stiffgits. I wud be hapy to start wiv just wun til I get yoost to it agen.

Shud I polish it evry day?

Ooh I fink Miss wud luv a yello nob Grannynannywanny. An itz kwite a big nob, so it wiw reelee stan owt nyslee! Sheal see it a mil off, itul hit her in the eye soonas she terns into the korrydaw!

Ooh Miss as taikn wholly awdas!

I need to opun more tishoos as teers ar runnin down my face?

Grannynannywanny yoo as to rub yore stiff git up an doun vewwy jentlee evvry day to kep it nys an shynee.

But dont rub too ard cos it makes your rists limp and that's when you have to go at 'em and bang 'em in the wall.

Ooh Bathsheba ?! Mi Stiffgits done nead wubbin, genlee orr t’othawyse, the seam to bee shynee orl on therr oan - orl I av todo iz mownt em!?

Wotchowt gurls, Miss az got twel finches in er and.....an she’s probbly an eggsbert at iwsin it.....?

Wot will nayburs fink if heer me bangin on wol an me heer on my oan. Day mite fink I lernd a new skill after all these yeerz

Yoo can aks your nayburs to come and joyn in Grannynannywanny, the more peeple yoo ave to elp yoo wiv bangin fings in, the eesyer it is. My big sister sez she's bin to lots of partees wear they all do it togevver and it's more fun dat way.

Nah, thayl jus gess yoov got a nyoo stiff git grannynannywanny. I rekn thayl bee a bit jellis ov yoo an wish thay ad anubber stiff git two! Yoo cud offa too sher it wiv em!

Iff Miss has taked Wholly Ordas doo yoo fink sheed bee pleezd iff wee mendid de wholls. Ise kwite gud at sowing ?

Girls- you must inform your parents that they should be looking for new schools for you lot.

You will all stand quietly outside MissDoll's room on Monday, please.

MissDoll may have been marking exam papers this afternoon- I was not!

Miss Charley caerfuw, done tutch the daw nob cos the paynt ...............is stiw wet.

O deer, two lait ?. Yoos got yello paynt awl ova yore hans now ?

Sory miss. I fot I woz doing extra skool wurk tooday. I fink av lernd loads from these helpfool gurlz. Day no lots of fings I had forgot about. I hope I get a stiffgit soon. Pleez dont be angry at dem. Day hav made me laff so much tooday

Bathsheba you will be first in the queue on Monday to see Miss. Luckily for you there is no paint on my clothes.

Done worree Bathsheba weel be stannin lonsyde jes behyne ewe?! Praps Miss wil be in a fourgivin mwwd by Mundae ifn er mirer az borted er ??? an wisprd swee nuffinks in er years?

MissCharley hears mi note from mi mum coz i carnt cum two skool on Mundy

Deer Miss Charley,

I soree but Squiffy wil hav tummee ake on Mundai an wil hav to stay at home awl dai.

Yors sicerely,
Squiffys Mum

I have had palpitations just reading this! ?
If I was wearing my pearls, I would have been clutching them! ?