Monday: Miss MaryDoll’s Marvellous Maths Mayhem.

I fink Pants must hav flyin buttresses holeding up her worls if shees go so menni stiffgits. i donet no hou yoo cach a flyin buttress, it mus bee a veree big net.

Pants....ar yoo still kellecting mor stiffgits?

Doodle, I fink it wuz de peint.....yoo use de rong culler. I cud 'a tol yoo dat mos' teechers prifur purpil.......de yeller agiteits dem.

Ooh don men shun cork poppers willa or pants will wan a stiffgit for it.?

Sssh? we woznt weally norty but Miss an Miss Charleygirl fought we woz. We jus staid afr skul and we was torking bout pants mountin her stiffgits inners bedwm. An den we scided it wud be weally nic to paynt Miss chair and desc an door nob wiv sum luverly lellow paint wot chewy add. We fought we mite get a stiffgit four hour nishtive but Miss don seam to appy bout it. She mite be appy if we adnt used non dwy paint ?

Wash hare? Nooo silee...it wuz fizzy champoo wid a cork popper!

Doodle! How wuz it ye bin norty? Wadda yoo ole do?

Duz yous wash yous air wiv it willa?

Callistmon, I huv a resipee fer punch but dere's no vodka...only champoo.....delishus!

callistemon you won’t sposed to dwink d punch it woz jus part of Miss’ stowy. Yous betr av wun of Miss’ tablets. Dat shud mak yous fel betr.?

willa have yous ad an helephant cum fru yous letr box ?
Yous mus av a weally big wun!

Oh squiffy how sciting ?.
Ello willa bet Miss wil be pleezed to sea yous. Wez all bin a bit norty ?

Elefants doo de same....dere long trunks elp 'm

Yes Doods, jirarfts is veree gwud at gettin froo flaps. theyre long legs elps dem to clime froo. We got wun as a pet now.

S'or rite, sumwun poured a leeter of vodka in it, killed all the jerms.

I'm gonna be sick.....

Nooooo.......punch's bin spaiked!! Is dat sope n'de punch? Sumwan's gonna hav t'call n'ambilance. Miss!

Nuffink much, willa

We drank all the punch
Hic

Hello evwyone....wha' did I miss?

miss yous tablet lok vewy nyce. Pleese cud I an sum to take awa d tast of d sop ? ?

squiffy duz yous live ne’er a zoo? Iz dat why you need a fwap on yous box two stop jiraffes from getin in ??

grannywn no I don ewes brassy on it as dat mite make it two swiperwy an if itz two swiperwy den mynes stiffgit mite fall out ?

Thank you Miss. You must have an ? today too, since it’s soo warm. ?

Callistemon for you. ?

As for the poison scenario, you have a great imagination, that's all I can say! ?
Full marks for inventiveness. ?

Puzzler, you were one of the first, but missed your PM, as I had so many. ? for you and an ? to make up for my incompetence!

Thanks for the cake and apple Miss which I needed after a busy morning.

There are umpteen scenarios for poisoning but I won't post any more as you must be worn out after Friday's marathon class!

Best wishes.