I woz sittin in mine gardin and mine nayber has axed me wots rong. She finks I am cryin. I had to moov inside. I kant say am tokkin to norty girlz bout how I mite heer her mountin a stiffgit on her woll.
She mite fink am norty like yoo lot heer
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Good morning all, in the light of the weekend’s shocking behaviour, I have decided to introduce anti social distancing in class.
You will all be sitting at least two metres apart, until I see some improvement in your disgraceful behaviour. behaviour ?
Today’s puzzle is quite topical. It should please wila. I do hope she makes it to class today.
Because, deep down, I am a kind teacher, I have a little extra teaser for those who don't want to try the algebraic equation.
A man went into a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone at the party who drunk the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?
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