Tuesday: Miss MaryDoll’s Terribly, Tricky, (not really) Testing and Trying Teaser.

^Reception class would be easier, MissCharleygirl.^

..... but not harf as much funn!

MissCharleygirl I fink yoo mite bee rite. I wos shoked at sum fings I sed. I doant no wot came over me. Sorry if I cosd a fence to any wun.

I laffed moar yesterday than I hav in munfs. But am tryin to be gud now and won’t menshun wun of dem fings we’ve not not menshun.

But I wont say no if I get a chans if wun

MissCharley MissDoll onley pretends dat er klass is challengine, wen weely she is werry prowd of us awl.
Yoo will cum two luv us toooo.

I gree wiv yoo Puzzler. MissDoll luvs us reelee an I bet she woz giglin er ed off yessdae! Wen I cort up wiv it dis mawnin arfta my wifey staatid werkin agenn, I cudden stop larfin, I ad teers rowlin doun mine faiss! It woz hillairyars.

I pwomiss I woant yoos the norty werd bowt dem bits of paipr yoo get fore eksellin at sumfin. But I karn pwomiss I woant say uvva norty fings

Wel ifn we is not loud to say dat word, I shul jes av to corl it a Diplumat an start mownt that in my bedrwm?.

An gurls, if them bois in the byke shedd wanna shoe us therr testeemoaniyls wot is we todo?

Eyes pwomise I won menshun dat word dis weak so wez can av ice cweam. It cud be lik dat scotish plae wot deys knot aloud two menshun you no dat Mcbeth wun.
pants I fink wez awl lik a widdle in der mornin. I lik wun meny tymes a dae. I sum tymes av a widdle at nite two (sum tymes I as moor dan wun widdle a nite )
Goin do my sums now.
Miss Charley I news yous woz a nyce teechr an wud gwow two lik us weally ?

I fink wez shud offa two pin der testimonials to der bik wak four dem so dey duzent get intwo twubil ??

Doodle duz yoo wake up for dem nite widdels or ar yoo so smart yoo can do dem asleep

Mine cat as lots of widdles like you Doodle. We av a speshul box for it and we do tip lots of bits lik popkorn in, an she dos widdle in that.
Av yoo got wun of thos?

I'm back class.

Well done all of you who guessed it was a PEARL.





Apples for the following posters for solving the algebra:

CraftyGranny ?
Mary51 ?
Boat ? Lovely to see you in our unruly class!
Grannynannywanny ?
Dragonfly ?
Pantglas ?
Puzzler ?
Squiffy ?

I will not be back for a while, I'm doing a spring clean!

Since you have all been so good, I have organised a treat at break time. Remember to Social Distance.

Eye thingkin a sink plug. Thi hows is derlic butt eye wil bee bak.

Far North

Kalu, if you are in a painting mood, could you please come down and paint my rocking chair, I have chalk paint to do it!!!

Finkin about widdles..

Mine daddy was a funny man. His doctur axed him how was his waterwurks. He sed I do a widdle at 6am on the dot each day. His doctur sed well I fink dats reely good, you are 92 and you can wait all nite to do a widdle at 6am.

Mine daddy made doctur laff wen he said yes but I doant wake till 9am

Rong!

Far North ?

Marydoll I love working with chalk paint. Get the coffee on and I will nip down to do your chair. If only, it would be a pleasure. ?

Grannywanny ooh that’s funny. ?

Thank yoo Miss. I won’t offer to paynt yoor chare, my payntin is not as gud as my maths. I wood mak a terribl mess!

grannywn fawtuneitly I waks up four dem. Doin dem in mynes slep cud be uncumfitible dat stowy bout yous faves woz funee ?

Doodle ?

I woz late and itz already bin gest.... ?

Oh Kalu Do you like paining living rooms, I have already done the dining room side but can't find the energy to do the rest

Ow I dint get no appul, an I woz sew shore I gottid the aljiber wun rite ☹️. Ile av too ac anubber luk at it.

Oh Batthsheba, you did! I wrote a list, and you were on it!
For you ?
wila ?.

Right girls, ice cream or soft drinks? Who will pick them up?

Kan we all go Miss C we wil bee have and wark two by two in a aligator. We won run way an we won menshun the sg word.
willa wear is yous iz yous idin?