Tuesday: Miss MaryDoll’s Terribly, Tricky, (not really) Testing and Trying Teaser.

Doods I fink yoo skared wila wen yoo menshonnd de aligaytor! Shees probbly hydin.

I wud lyk a Vimtoe pleez Scerree Miss .....for not menshunin them Diplomats wot neads mowntin in mi bedrwm....or the bois testeemoniyals wot Doodle finks shud be pinnd to the byk wack......?

If you make me the class prefect I will come every day and sort out some of those young horrors for you.

Thank you for the apple, Miss Doll.
It's nice that I can drop into class when I don't have a job on, clambering up chimneys.

Once I have finished Marydoll’s rocking chair CraftyGranny I will be round to help you finish off the dining room side.?‍?. £1.10.5d is my hourly rate?

Thank you but you may need a lie down mid week. MissDoll has had such a hard time recently she is doing other things at her home but I have a feeling she is not resting.

Doodle may I remind you the bike stand etc is out of bounds. That means you cannot go near it, especially as you walk to school.

Oh ?. Ok Miss C. I miss member. Not bik stands and no menshun isn’t der word for der fing wot pants mounts in era bedwm at nite. Is pants still loud to mount dem evn if she kant menshun dem?

Doodle I am getting cross with you and the innuendos. Look up that word in a dictionary if you do not understand what it means although Miss mentioned it yesterday.

puzzler no I don doos my widdles in a box an if yous gives me sumfing lik popcorn eye wud eat it not widdle on it ?
boat we alreddy ave a pwefec and dats pants and we av our teechr Miss Doll and Miss Charleygirl wot luks afr us at pwaytyme and gibs uz dwinks and ice cweam . Fankoo but wez don need sortin out. Wez angewic arn we Miss ?

Oh dear Miss I'm in the playground and forgot my pencil and paper
It's nice out here, come and join me, class!

I'll do it fer me homework after school, too bizzy playing now

I fink Pants shud be loud to do er mowntin wenevva she wonts, slong as she dont tawk bout it in klarss. But I spose she cud tawk to us bout it wen skul iz ova, wen wees wawkin ome.

As I tol Miss yessirday I got nuffunk in my endo. I not dat kinda gurl . I woz onwy wookin out four my fren pants. ?
I won menshun de sg wurd or de m wurd or goes to der bike shed all dis wek Miss pwomise . ??
pants ewed betr kep yous unmenshonibles two youself ?

Fanx fore mine appul Miss. Itz big an red an joosy. I lik fings lik dat.

Fank ewe Doodle, wot is my Depwtee Perfect (wiv a baj)! Ewe sea Boat, bean a Perfect is baysd on senylitee in dis Skool an I am the mose senile pwpil ere! ?

Doods I not shore wevva Ive got a endo. Wot is it? Is it sumfink rood? I mite aksherlee av wun but doant no itz cald endo. As it got nubba naim?

Bath i fink yor endo is wot yoo sit on - yor reer endo.

Oops I only read the OP. I don’t read the thread until I’ve worked it out. Sorry. Ignore my answer of pendant. Off to do sums. Hungover from a big headache. Not alcohol - I’m a good/nice girl - can’t remember which although they weren’t the same when I was 18. ?

bath squiffy iz wight. Yous endo iz wot yous sits on. Dats wy I can unnerstan wy Miss Doll an Miss Charley kep telin me deys cwoss wiv my inn u endo.
I keeps tellin dem I aint got nuffink in my endo.
Den Miss Charley tol me to luk it up inner dikshonewy but mynes mum tol me knot two luk up rood wurds an dats a norty bit. Snot mine folt ?

O so itz mine bum Squiffy*! Wew Im wiv Doods 1 done kep nuffink thayre niver. I fink dat wud be uncumfibul. Ow cud yoo sit doun ifn yoo ad sumfink init? Souds orrabawl! Done unnastan wye scairee Miss wud fink of fings lik dat

I bin wunnerin bout this endo fing what the Teechas is furrin to an I av maid a lyst of wot it cud bee

Endo - meetreeowsis Is todo wiv yore plummin
Endo - turm. Wen we av a big partee?
Endo - rsmunt. Agrea wiv the wae yore ponee ?goes
Endo - wed. Ow big summfink is?

Ooh pants is I weely use Depwtee Perfect an iz got a baj two. Iz so scited I kan weight to sho mynes mum. ?

It’s coz ewe is neerlee as seenyle as wot I iz Doodle!?

I got wun

Endo - scopy wen yous rite don sumwun elsies ansr

Oh pants yes I greets wiv dat coz I bin ere sins der beeginin ?