Tuesday: Miss MaryDoll’s Terribly, Tricky, (not really) Testing and Trying Teaser.

Endo - rphins wot fish av on der sydes ?

It mite be da endo us if Miss sez we are rood

Thanks for the apple Miss. These prefects are so clever with their endo words. I don't think I could do all that on my phone keyboard.

Ooh ive got wun aswel - endo - sperm. Itz the vewwy end ov a wail, so muss bee itz big flappee tale.

I fink we mite get a endo term party wen Miss sees how gud we are at our sums an widdles

I done fink we shud be menshunnin spurms in the saym thred as bois, endo-wed an testeemoniyals ? coz we avn ad our Secks Ejecuayshun yet.....Miss wil fink wee is forewurd liccl huzzees!

You lot will be the endo me! No way can I endo-rse your behaviour! I will be endo-wing some very harsh punishments!

Here are the answers for anyone who is interested.

Lime Candy = 1
Fish Candy = 5
Swirly Pop = 25
Jelly Beans = 15
? = 10

See you all tomorrow!

Feelingmyage. ?
I was so distracted by the endos, I forgot to award you your apple.

I'm not quite on the ball today!

Iz tha the endo the dae? Kan wes awl go ome now?

Endomorph when he's rolled up into a little ball of plasticine.

I culdnt come to skool today cos I've got nits.

That meens yoo ALL got nits cos I woz playin wiv yoos yestiday.

Ooh yess Mary51 I membr Tonee Heart an iccl morph?

Oh now, I will have to call Nitty Norah, the Nasty Nit Nurse, with her very sharp steel comb! Ouch!!!

Ooh Chewbacca ow diddewe manij that??‍♀️? ewe wil av to av it orf meediatly.....?

Oh no Miss dat sounds lousy

I no Pantglas it's not fare is it? I cort the nits off that big boy in class 5 with the lazy eye when he was helping me to mount my stiff git on my bedroom wall. My mum said we'd both haf to have it orf now.

She’s pwobbly rite Chewbacca- mite swell av it orf togevva in yore bedrwm....taykin proppa percawshuns, ocors!

Percawshuns Pantglas? Miss Marydoll hasnt teached us bout that yet?

Kalu, Thank you so much for offering to paint my living room. I shall sugar soap all the paintwork ready. You are so kind

Nitty Nora the bug explora. Oh no that means Suleo every Friday now.
Remember that?

I've been going to spelling, writing and elocus elokshun speech lessons. Can you understand me?

Eloqueueshon lessens sowned daynjrus Crafty yoo mus bee keful! ??

No Crafty but I dos member Dora th Xplora.

Chewy didn yaw mum tel yoo that yoo ad to keep 2 meters from that big boy wot elped yoo wiv th mowntin?
An now yoove cawt summink awful off im!
Yoo shud lissen to yoor Mum!

Have you girls done the homework MissDoll spent hours preparing for you? I suggest you all go home, finish the homework and then go to bed.

MissDoll will have words to say tomorrow so be warned.