Friday: Fank Goodness It's Friday. Miss MaryDoll's Fascinating and Frustrating Teasers.

Welkym Oopsadaisy I av marqd ewe habsen fore this mournin in the Tendans Regster but ewes jes in tyme fore the piknik!

Yore mum woz rite bout repercushions - chews eni won from the pyle in the jym an bwing it wiv ewe to sit on at the piknik?

Oooh.....am gonna miss uh piknik? Awww.....eye git up urly dis mornin' cuz me and hubee goin' te de fud markit. Wee go reel urly udderwise dere's no gud stuff left. Oops gotta go.....Wone evin av time to count aul de teddi bares Miss. Ahl see yoo all latur.

Please excuse me Miss, I am so sorry to be late, but I didn’t want to come....
However, Mummy said if I didn’t come to class today then there would be repercushions.......
Good afternoon other pupils

Oh fankyoo Doods, yoo ar sutj a gud fwend! I oney lukd fru de wyndo afore an sore mine caik, but i woz two scaird too go in by my own. Ile shair mine caik wiv yoo ?

Oh bath eye’ll cum wiv yous an old yous and. Dat mornin fred is four growded ups. Let’s cweep in an gets yous cak ?

Tell Aunty dat shee can av cayke an tryfel an play wiv teddee bares then shee mite wont two cum.

Oh yooz rite Pittcity. I jus lukd there an I gottid a peece ov caik fore mine widdle arnsa. Spose ile av to crepe in thare to get it. Ile ware mine slipas so I wone maik enny noys an dissterb dem.

Stil canna do widdl! Bean to Farmer C hoo givd mi Aunty Bye Ticks two bea taykn twyce a dae fore a weak! Wherr am I gonna tayk er? an wot ifn she done wanna goe?

Ooh, yoor rite Pittcity! i jus lookt on de GM fred an ther she iz! She mus av got lost on her wai hear. We cwud leev a trale of crums four her to follo so shee can fined us awl. Por Miss mite miss de piknik uvverweyes.

Pleez Miss. ?‍♀️ I fink u rote on the Good morning fred by mistake.
Exits pursued by a bear

puzzler I fink youz cleber two. I fink avin a neighm lik yous mite elp ?

pants is dat sist fing kontageus coz I kant do a widdle ivor ?

Alloo gurls an Miss. I erd wez avin a piknik. Eyes sew scited ?. I ave brung mynes tedee. Hez a likkle tatty butt I wubs im. He kan sit wiv me. Iz brung sum farewee caks four us. Sum dem got choclit eyesin an sum pinc an dey got spwinkles on ?
pants sowy youz got dat sis fing praps if eye squish yous very ard roun d miggle it mite elp you wiv d widdle.

Miss hasz sed yet so I fink it mite not be wite?

Puzzler yoo is veree cleva if yoo got de riddul. Yoo mite get sumfing two put on yor worl (ime bein carefel not two say dose norty werds wot Miss duzent lyke!)

Pants dats a gwud ideer abowt twyful. I cwud mayke it wiv sum ov mi mums custerd an wee can awl get dizzee an fawl down!

I ope yor endo feels betta soon. Dat sis fing is orribul an maykes yoo fele proppa down in de dumps. Here’s sum ? two chear yoo up ?

Oh Pants thas not gud. Yoo deffnitlee shud ars Farmer C fore elp wiv yore widdle. He mite be aybl to giv yoo sum midikayshun fore it. Yoo shud dwingk lossa worta swel.

fing (not ring)

Pants yoo needs Farmer C vor dat endo ring. It sownds bad.

I pee emmed Miss the widdle. If it’s rite, it’s xpensiv!

I wud rathr bye lots ov pork pyes an sausij wolls vor owr piknik if I ad lotsa dosh lik dat.

Wye done ewe turnit intoo a tryful Squiffy? Bathsheba is bwingin furree sosijes wot I azn ad beefour!

I canna do a widdl this mournin ?Miss praps I gotted that sist.. fing wot mayks yore endo sting?

Bathsheba yur green sosijes sound yummy. Wud u swop wun for sum of mine chocklit plees

Ooh i luv pikniks! I can bring cayk but its a bit dry. Ile sprinckel sum worter on it.

Oh fanks Miss. Wot a gud start to my day ?

Grannynannywanny, was first to get the riddle question! ?