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Friday: Fank Goodness It's Friday. Miss MaryDoll's Fascinating and Frustrating Teasers.

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Marydoll Fri 05-Jun-20 08:31:03

Good Morning Class, do your worst! I have given up trying to mould you, aka Miss Jean Brodie!!! wink

How many squares can you see in the diagram?

A bonus teaser, since it's Friday.

Holes in the bottom, the left and the right, yet I still hold water with all my might.
What am I ?

Bathsheba Fri 05-Jun-20 08:32:43

Mawnin Miss - luks lik I mite be furs in toodae! I goina poot on my finkin kap now.

Pantglas2 Fri 05-Jun-20 08:37:38

Ohhh Goodeee! Iss Teddee Bares Piknik! Hurree gurls - we av to mayk lotsa piknikee fwds an lemnaydeπŸ₯€πŸ₯‚πŸ—πŸ₯―πŸ₯–

Bathsheba Fri 05-Jun-20 08:38:26

Ive pee emmd yoo bowt the teddees, but I done av a kloo bout the worta wun. I av a orrabul feelin itz goina be urtin mine brane awl mawnin!

Puzzler61 Fri 05-Jun-20 08:42:15

Morning gurls.
Ditto sheba.

Bathsheba Fri 05-Jun-20 08:42:51

Ooh ang on, I fink I mite no.....

Allo Pants, I got sum krips I kan bwing an a fyoo sossijes, but thay bin in owr frij fer a weak an thares bits ov grean fir on em. Dyoo fink thayl bee owkay?

Bathsheba Fri 05-Jun-20 08:48:47

Boo, I woz rong sad. Bak too the eyenin bored.

Marydoll Fri 05-Jun-20 08:49:24

You lot are quick off the mark.

Pantglas was first again, so she gets the golden apple.

Bathsheba was ONE minute behind her. πŸŽπŸ’
Puzzler 🍎

Grannynannywanny Fri 05-Jun-20 08:50:35

Am very excited. I finked up 2 ansers olredy. They are probaly both rong but yeserday I cudnt even fink up 2 rong wuns

Grannynannywanny Fri 05-Jun-20 08:52:58

Oh fanks Miss. I just saw 🍎 aftur I sed I fot I wos rong!

Marydoll Fri 05-Jun-20 09:09:03

Grannynannywanny, was first to get the riddle question! 🍫

Grannynannywanny Fri 05-Jun-20 09:13:10

Oh fanks Miss. Wot a gud start to my day πŸ˜‡

Squiffy Fri 05-Jun-20 09:17:16

Ooh i luv pikniks! I can bring cayk but its a bit dry. Ile sprinckel sum worter on it.

Grannynannywanny Fri 05-Jun-20 09:29:32

Bathsheba yur green sosijes sound yummy. Wud u swop wun for sum of mine chocklit plees

Pantglas2 Fri 05-Jun-20 09:31:51

Wye done ewe turnit intoo a tryful Squiffy? Bathsheba is bwingin furree sosijes wot I azn ad beefour!

I canna do a widdl this mournin 😟Miss praps I gotted that sist.. fing wot mayks yore endo sting?

Puzzler61 Fri 05-Jun-20 10:00:30

I pee emmed Miss the widdle. If it’s rite, it’s xpensiv!

I wud rathr bye lots ov pork pyes an sausij wolls vor owr piknik if I ad lotsa dosh lik dat.

Puzzler61 Fri 05-Jun-20 10:01:58

Pants yoo needs Farmer C vor dat endo ring. It sownds bad.

Puzzler61 Fri 05-Jun-20 10:02:30

fing (not ring)

Bathsheba Fri 05-Jun-20 10:20:00

Oh Pants thas not gud. Yoo deffnitlee shud ars Farmer C fore elp wiv yore widdle. He mite be aybl to giv yoo sum midikayshun fore it. Yoo shud dwingk lossa worta swel.

Squiffy Fri 05-Jun-20 10:39:07

Pants dats a gwud ideer abowt twyful. I cwud mayke it wiv sum ov mi mums custerd an wee can awl get dizzee an fawl down!

I ope yor endo feels betta soon. Dat sis fing is orribul an maykes yoo fele proppa down in de dumps. Here’s sum πŸ’ two chear yoo up πŸ˜ƒ

Squiffy Fri 05-Jun-20 10:41:59

Puzzler yoo is veree cleva if yoo got de riddul. Yoo mite get sumfing two put on yor worl (ime bein carefel not two say dose norty werds wot Miss duzent lyke!)

Puzzler61 Fri 05-Jun-20 10:54:50

Miss hasz sed yet so I fink it mite not be wite?

Doodle Fri 05-Jun-20 11:14:44

Alloo gurls an Miss. I erd wez avin a piknik. Eyes sew scited πŸ˜€. I ave brung mynes tedee. Hez a likkle tatty butt I wubs im. He kan sit wiv me. Iz brung sum farewee caks four us. Sum dem got choclit eyesin an sum pinc an dey got spwinkles on πŸ˜€
pants sowy youz got dat sis fing praps if eye squish yous very ard roun d miggle it mite elp you wiv d widdle.

Doodle Fri 05-Jun-20 11:21:53

pants is dat sist fing kontageus coz I kant do a widdle ivor 😨

Doodle Fri 05-Jun-20 11:23:10

puzzler I fink youz cleber two. I fink avin a neighm lik yous mite elp 😊