Friday: Fank Goodness It's Friday. Miss MaryDoll's Fascinating and Frustrating Teasers.

Nite nite

Az Littur Monitor, I bean cleerin up afta the piknik an I fown lotsa carbord tiwbs lefd orl ova the plaice!??????Bathsheba musta lwkd lyke the Andrex puppee ?wiv er saw bottum.....?

Nite, nite gurls ?

Fanks Squiffy - av a grat wee kend evreewun. Sea yoos awl on Mundae.

Hav a luvlee weakend evreebodee, speshly Miss an Bath coz dayve had a bad day ?

Have a nice weekend Miss

..... but i fort jerms were bad Doods aw ar dese gwud jerms? I ope so! Saw endos is not gwud ?

Oh Miss der sayme fing append wiv myne two. Myne boy fren was vewy upset coz he woz lukin fourwid to scons and jam an cweam. ?

Oh a sponge. Corse it iz siwwy me. I ?

Dats awl wight bath . I op yous endo as stopd sizzlin now.

C u awl bak at skul on Mundy. ?

Here I am back at last class. Sorry I'm so late.
A carton of cream had burst all over my Tesco delivery. What a mess, I had to clear up!!

Grandmattie ?
JustWidowed ?
Wila ?
Callistemon?

I hope I haven't missed anyone.

There are 14 squares

The answer to the riddle is it is a sponge!

See you all on Monday.

An fanks fore de lend ov yore nikkas. Thayz vewy pwittee, I lik awl de buttflise an flourz on em, an de pwittee perpil laiss. I pwomiss Ile luk arfta dem.

Oh fanku Doods. Aaaaahhhh tha iz jus wunnafal (lowarz endo jentlee into bukit). Cor did yoo ear tha sizzling?

Pour bath iz sew sowwy four yous. I got yous sum cweam four yous pourly endo. Myne dad ewes it four iz Farmer Giles. Iz callid jermlean ?

Ile put sum ice kewbs in de bukkit four ewe.

I knot got sadder in kan but iz got a bukit. Ear youz r bath stik youz endo in myne bukit.

Ello kula ope yous kan cum gen soon ?
Oh bath iz on my weigh wiz myne bloo lite flashin. Hear yous r I as toylet wolls, tissewes, and a spare pear of myne nickas four yous. I cumin to elp youz know.
willa iz got sum piknik food four yous wot oops eloped me get sum.

Doodle, did yoo bwing the wadderin' kan and sum tishoos?

Hewo.....am bak! Whew......bin wipin doun 'n putin uhway stuff ol mornin! I brut sum dem orgasmic appos 'n a box 'o choklit raizens wid me, bu sum yoo ol windy, 'n sick 'n barfy.....Sheba, Pantz, wuz wuong?

Elp, elp! Sumwun elp me!! I nead leess fore maw torlit roles an a barf toul an sum kleen nikkas!! Pleez sumbodee, ennybodee!

Oooh. Eye will wayt for thi millyon airs shortcayk Miss. Yum
Thank yoo. Eye luv it.

?‍♀️ Hi evrybudy. Eye am verry buzy twoday so eye cant bee in clas too much.

Oh no! De fyremens got a not in his ose an it wont skwert! Wee nede lots ov bukkits.

Oh pour bath her endo’s on fiwe kall der fiwermen pants wes need to ose bath down. ?

Awww no, th xplosiv bottum endo!!!! Maek suwe yoo as plenti toylet rowl Sheba

?truffils or meetbols - I Kant see.

I eated 2 ov em an now ive got a reelee bad stumok aik. Dyoo fink it mite be kos i ........ ooh, no gotta go to de torlit, KWIK!!!

Iv poor mi boots away. kan I reeboot mi computer wiv mi tohless sandals?
MISS fanks 4 thi tip. Hav sum ov mi hohmade choklit truffils.

Sheba and Pants did yoos eet awl th gween furree sosijes ?

Ar yoo feelin’ ok?