Monday: Miss MaryDoll’s Marvellous Maths Mayhem.

Oopsy.....Kin wee cawl yoo an 'oover?

Sheba, no wovwies.....iz onlee de peenits dat giv sum de annalfeelektric shack....wolnits dun' doo nuthin'.

Good afternoon class, here are the answers.

Husky=10, Terrier=17, Poodle=10

See you all tomorrow. ?

Sorry Pants but Nanny has the day off and the chauffeur dropped me off and will collect me later. So no servants, sorry, maybe next time?
I asked Mummy if I could walk home with you all but she said that it would rain in Hell first, that’s good because it’s going to be sunny so I won’t walk. At least I think that’s what she meant.
Do you like my floppy flowery hat? It matches my gloves.

So , I have napkins, cutlery, parasol to keep the sun off, Mummy says I mustn’t get sun burnt because I would look like I’ve been in the fields all day. I like fields though.....
Cakes are ready if anyone wants one......
Doodle I do have an umbrella If it rains, but I’m sure it will be a beautiful afternoon, will we have games? Egg and spoon race? Sack racing?
I do hope so.

Ewe is on the borl Bathsheba! An coz they is orlsoe a choekin azure, we mite av an Hymlick Manoofer to goe wiv dat Anna purson swel - gwd jobb we az gotted owr Furss Ayd Stiffgits innit?‍⚕️?‍⚕️

Ooh I wub dat salid willa, I fink iz cawd wawdawf. Iz awl cwunchee. But I done fink yooz shud bwing it into de skul, kos itz got nutz an thay izzen loud in skul incais sumwun as a nut allidjee. Dat kan be vewwee dainjrus, kos ifn yoo av tha, yoo kan dye ov Anna Fillaptee's shok

They sownd lishus wila ?

We iz jes waytin on owr Porsh Pwpill, Oopsadaisy, woo iz bringin servients an tiwnin foarks or summat wot lahdeedah peeps as at Haffernoon Tees?‍♀️

Wee wil av toobee myndin owr manures an ack lyke lickl laydees?

Fwank yoo fer my appo Miss! Kin aye sayv et fer de picknit?

Hello agin 'n appy Mundy evwyone! I herd dere wuz anudder picknit 'n so aye brut chikin salid sendwichiz.....dey vewy gud cuz day maid wid seleri, wolnits 'n appos.

bath I don won anee of doz wigwy wurms in myne tumee nor cumin out my endo ?

Wila ?

No puzzler iz shu does fings in dwinks is kalled humberewellas. Don tel oopsbut er humberwella won bee ene gud in der wain coz it fule of oles.

Yoo is probublee rite Pants, I get muddulled sumtyms.
Cud yoor fren Enid Blyton cum to klass an’ reed Six on th Beach to us Pants? That wud be nise.

I fort it woz an Enid Blyton storeebwk Six on the Beach Puzzler ? an they ad tmarto sangwychis an lemndayd ?

I fort parasowls went into fannci dwinks. Thay caem in lots ov pwetty collors an’ was made ov, lik match stiks. Dose dwinks dat maek yoo feel orl funnee in yer tummee an’ hav naems lik Sex on d Beech.
(Ohhhh rud.) ?

? No wurries

Sorry Puzzler, I was confused! I spend most of my life confused!

I ope Oops izzen brortin sum of dem to de piknik kos dayl eet awl owr fud!!!

Yoo shore Pants? I fort parasols wur thowz fings wit liv in yore insyds an eet awl yore fud so yoo get nuffink an then yoos get pawlee. Dey luk lik long wigglee wurms.

Dragonfly ?

We neva ad rumbuncshun neybrs at owr Haffernoon Tees beefour, Oopsadaisy coz they skoff evrifing!

Doodle, we lernd bout parasols in Maffs - Issa 5 syded shayp lyke a rekturm an a parraleegal an a tingell innit?

I have sent it again

But Doodle if you want to be a Lady when you grow up you shouldn’t lick your fingers especially at the moment at they might be covered in Covids waiting to bite you.
I don’t think my parasol is used for jumping out of planes as it’s a bit lacy.
What time is the picnic? because I’m here with the cakes, swatting the flies off with my fly swop, and I’ve eaten 2 already.........cakes not flies.

But oops if eye Getz cweam or jam roun mynes mouff I jus liks it orf lik wot eye duz wiv myne fingerrs. If I ewesd a napkin eyes wood waist it awl ?
Woz a parasol? Iz it wun of doze men wot jumz owt airoplans?