Monday: Miss MaryDoll’s Marvellous Maths Mayhem.

Doodle, ?

Dragonfly, I don't have a message from you.☹️

Oh dear girls, we have sooo much work to do.
A napkin is something that you wipe your dainty little fingers on if you get a blob of cream on them, or the corners of your mouth if you get some jam there. And of course you need forks! You are all so funny! If you don’t use forks you get your fingers or white lacy gloves mucky.
However, they must not be used to stab your neighbour with, no matter how rumbunctious they get.
Scones should be jam first, or cream first depending on if you are from Cornwall, or Devon. I doubt it will matter for a picnic, they will disappear quickly either way.
I’ll meet you later, are we bringing cushions, blankets and parasols?

Surch me, i dunno ? it jus ‘append.

Puzzler ow did yoo get de furss too wurds in yore poast to go bowled lik dat, wen yoo oney yoosd wun assticks in de midduw ov dem? Das vewwee stwainj!

No *Doodle a napkin is wot yoo put on a babee at th bottum endo, silly. But I don fink yoo can feed skonns to babees??

Ooh I doo lik a shynee nob Doods. An I fink ifn I payntid de nobs in mine bedrum Ide yoos a sawt ov pink culla, not lellow. I lub pink shynee nobs!

I aznt got a golen aple yet so d onwy fing I polish in mynes bedwm is d nobs. I like dem to be shinee. I don wan myne to be paynted lellow lik we did for Miss dough.

Did I get it wrong Miss?

Ello eberywun. pants yous not sposed to menshun d sg wurd. Miss Charley wyl get cwoss. Is d torlboi d wun I sawed yous wiv lass wek? D wun wiv spots an fwoppy air?

I wub doggies. squiffy sowwy spuggy woz fritted.

I kan mak skonns two. Iz lik lots of cweam on mines.
oops yous ickle cak soun luberly. Wots a napkin? Is it an ickle piwwow wot yous sleep on. An why duz we need forks? Iz knot diner time. I jus eet myne skonns by opining mynes mouff and stuffing dem in ?. Is dat der kowect ettiket?

I done av a dwessin taybl in mi bedrwm Bathsheba, I’ve gotted a torlboi......?? wot elps mi mownt my Stiffgits!

Ooh fanks Miss fore de Golun Appul! I done mined not avin wun to eet toodae, kos dis wiw av pryed ov plais on mine dwessin taibl an I wiw pollysh it evvree dae!

On a epsowd ov The Kwown, the kween woz avin scowns an kweem an jam, an she pooted the kweem on furss. So ifn iz gud nuff fore er, then iz gud nuff fore awl ov uss. (an I no it woz Claire Foy reelee, but dey prolly did sum reesurch )

Wherr is Doodle - ope she’s knot mizbeayvin beyind de bykeshedd.....? or loytrin wiv intent⛺️.....

Aww it woz me wot asked, I no wy Spuggy is skaeerd now ?

No Pants, Spuggy iz de littel cat i swoppt mi norty dog four!

Finking, Miss
Back later!!

Thnks Miss!

Hi again and after this, I definitely won't be back until later.

Bathsheba gets the golden apple. (The weather's lovely here! )
Pittcity ?
Pantglas ?
Puzzler ?
Oopsadaisy ?
Saxifrage?

Well done all of you!

I fort Spuggy was a doggy? Squiffy

I fink de doggy puzel iz two hard four mi feebel brayne an i got to tayke Spuggy home coz shee duznt lyke dogs, dey fritens her.

We cud plae Fech wiv yore skonns an Miss’s doggees Puzzler ?‍♀️?

I fink yor rite Pants an i bet Oops duzent mix dem up lyke wot wun ov de wel nown shops is dooin two stop de arglement.

I fink Oopsadaisy issa purson wot cud tel uz ifn the jam gose furst or secund coz she’s posha dan uz an has problee ad Etiket Lessuns?

Ooh skowns an caiks! Yummee! We knead to av sum kweem too. Ile bwing sum in dis arfanoon. An meremba evvreewun, de kweem gose on de skown furs, afore de jam.

I have pee emmed Miss about the ? .
I kan maek skonns to go wiv yoor lubly jam Pants. My boyfren lieks my skonns - sumtimes he saes dey maek gud balls cos dey ar hard nuf to bownce.