Wednesday (Is it Wednesday?) : Miss MaryDoll’s Wilfully Wild and Wonderful Maths Class.

Fanks, Doodle, yew too. Sowwy we did'n git te play tidday.....I jus' kin' git up ewulee nuf....'n naw skuls ovah. Yooz areddy sleepin' 'n hear 'n Mewica iz onlee 8 aklock! See ya ahmorow!

callistemon

Ooh that's a classical record!

I wuz expecting sumwun like Sam Cooke
Dont know much about geography
Dont know much trigonometry
Dont know much about algebra
Dont know what a slide rule is for

Only just noticed JackyBs PM.
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Miss az stopt gibing out sg grannywn I fink its cos wez not doin der mowtin pwoperwy. Praps wez kneed to asc pants ow two does it ?

Doodle you nose lotz of fings more dan me. I wont to no nuff fings to get a sg. I fink I need to wurk hardur and cum to skool evry day

grannywn youz is evin latr Dan me. Did yous no dat boy graffs haz an extra tale. pants tol me ?

Well dun willa. I got a wed an gween apls two.

wila??

The Answers

The first one of course is the lie. Some of you thought it was too easy, but you would be surprised by the number of people who don't read the question properly.

The picture puzzle is a 45rpm record.

Thanks for the apple Miss. It will make a change as there are only bananas in the fruit bowl.

[smle}

GrannyNW ewe mussn wurree bowt the pointee at wiv a D onit - Doodle az won an it’s coz she iz mi Depwtee Perfect an she az a baj!

Gud afurnoon everybudy. I woz very late for skool toody. I been visitin mine cuzin at his cair home. Only throo the windo but it woz nise to hav a chat wiv him. It woz hard. He wonted a big hug an coodnt unerstan why I woz outside.
I cant get anser to puzzuls tooday. I fink I wil soon get wun of dem pointy hats wiv a D on it

crafty yes we do go out on the ponies, the live in the stables, it’s a big building with lots of doors in it and a big clock on the roof, the ponies have a little room behind each of the doors, they like to eat hay and apples. They are looked after by the stable boys.
Mummy has rings except she calls them ‘airlooms’ but I don’t think her fingers go green.
Our Gardner’s must wear rings like yours though because Cook says that they have green fingers.

Awhhh shucks!....I wud hap to gittup at 2 'n de mourning to kiep up wid dis grup. Miss, ayl PM de ansus soon 's aye kin kach my bref.

Thank youMiss for the appuls.
Well done dragonfly to get the golden appul . ?

Doodle I av it on gwd thoritee that boi graffs av an eggstra tayle.....?

Core Fankoo Miss I got two aple agin ?
Oh ok pants how duz eye no if itz a boy or gurl graff.? ?

Doodle, ??

I’m in de Kraff Rwm Doodle✂️???. I done fink ewe shud corl yore graff Jeffwee until weev ad Secks Ejacayshun lessuns - it mite bea a Jeniphurr!

Yeah I dun mine sums and der puzil. I goin to der kwaft rwm know two dwaw myne graff. ? I gonna cal im jefwy ?

Ello Doods! I mist yoo two! I can plan layter wen ive dun awl dat ime ment to doo - I cuwd bee sum tyme .....

? sowy Miss iz sew layte. Mine fren foned me dis mornin an she wudn stop tawkin so iz layte an I runned aller way.
squiffy I can see you at der back. I missd you. Kan we pla latr.
oops duz youz liv in Downrun Abbie.?. As yous got an unnner palor made two?
pants kan I av sum dat graff papr pleese. I luv dwawing graffs. I lik der long neks ?
Pooh it smel like a laydees boodwar in ere. Does flours don afr pong puzzler but dey vewy pretty.
Alo mary sowy youz mis uz yesturday. ?
bath ope youz tummy betr. Dat ose pype musta fix it. Youz got two cum two skul or pants wil marc youz misin and der twuancy peeps wil cum an getcha ?

I av no eyedeer wy dat append! Silly pooter!

Callistemon ??
Bathsheba ??
Mary51 ?

PS Bath hope your tummy is better today

Bath can yoo ere dat eko!