Ooh pleezd fore yoo Miss, avin a vencher lik that! Muss av bin so citing!
Ise kwite lait twodae, but I av dun my mafs an werkd owt wot the pitcha puzzul is (I fink). Not shor if Ile be in skul mutch dis weak kos i av lots ov fings to doo, sowwy. Ile twy an pop in if I kan.
Good Morning Wednesday 5th August 2026
"Old fashioned" expressions that young people have never heard.
Threatened with legal action (follow on from potential scam thread)
What has survived in your garden with minimal or no watering?

. I wud luv de goldn apul to go wiv me cwystal won and glas won. oh an me wuden won I will av to get up reely erly, redi to powns! But then I wud hav to get de sum rite 2 
Not intentional.
Wee jus had neerly rayne, wiv big clowds an hevvy ayre wot gayve me an edake awl dai. Sayme twoday. Wee knead yor stawm pleez!
