Limericks 15

Apologies

I`ve at last had my hair cut today
Though the hairdresser had her own way
With snip snap and chop
My barnet did drop

I`ve at last had my hair cut today
Though the hairdresser had her own way
With snip snap and chop
‘Til I yelled out ‘stop’

I`ve at last had my hair cut today
I look like a star, Faye Dunaway?

I`ve at last had my hair cut today
Though the hairdresser had her own way
With snip snap and chop

I`ve at last had my hair cut today
Though the hairdresser had her own way

Last night I dreamt I was Kylie
Dancing in my basque so shyly
But I woke to find
When in my right mind
I was living the life of Riley

I`ve at last had my hair cut today

Last night I dreamt I was Kylie
Dancing in my basque so shyly
But I woke to find
When in my right mind

Last night I dreamt I was Kylie
Dancing in my basque so shyly
But I woke to find

Last night I dreamt I was Kylie
Dancing in my basque so shyly

Has he gone in search of Batwoman?
Or something that isn't quite human?
The jokers a scream
He is my bad dream
I run fast when I see him coming!

Last night I dreamt I was Kylie

Has he gone in search of Batwoman?
Or something that isn't quite human?
The jokers a scream
He is my bad dream

Has he gone in search of Batwoman?
Or something that isn't quite human?
The jokers a scream

Has he gone in search of Batwoman?
Or something that isn't quite human?

There was a young man in a mask
With cloak, is he up to the task?
Batman's his name
Crime fightings his aim
But where's Robin, may I ask?

Has he gone in search of Batwoman?

There was a young man in a mask
With cloak, is he up to the task?
Batman's his name
Crime fightings his aim

There was a young man in a mask
With cloak, is he up to the task?
Batman's his name

There was a young man in a mask
With cloak, is he up to the task?

Saw a flying car on the M4 today
Could it be James Bond I hear you all say?
The man at the wheel
Had balls of made of steel
But, sadly, feet made of clay.

There was a young man in a mask

Saw a flying car on the M4 today
Could it be James Bond I hear you all say?
The man at the wheel
Had balls of made of steel

Saw a flying car on the M4 today
Could it be James Bond I hear you all say?
The man at the wheel

Saw a flying car on the M4 today
Could it be James Bond I hear you all say?

His songwriting skills are one of the best
But I wish he would give the singing a rest
Music and melody
Are not my cup of tea
I'd rather resit my driving test

Saw a flying car on the M4 today

His songwriting skills are one of the best
But I wish he would give the singing a rest
Music and melody
Are not my cup of tea

His songwriting skills are one of the best
But I wish he would give the singing a rest
Music and melody

His songwriting skills are one of the best
But I wish he would give the singing a rest