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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

Annum Sun 02-Aug-20 16:48:08

The natural look is a winner
I'll try it when I'm a bit thinner
But just for today
My makeup will stay

Jangran99 Sun 02-Aug-20 17:39:31

The natural look is a winner
I'll try it when I'm a bit thinner
But just for today
My makeup will stay
My bare face could put some off their dinner

But at least I know my limitations

May7 Sun 02-Aug-20 17:42:39

The natural look is a winner
I'll try it when I'm a bit thinner
But just for today
My makeup will stay
Gives rise to the phrase dogs dinner

May7 Sun 02-Aug-20 17:44:27

Oh I'm so way behind everyone today. Ignore me please

Jangran99 Sun 02-Aug-20 18:05:57

May smile

But at least I know my limitations

Juliet27 Sun 02-Aug-20 22:38:16

But at least I know my limitations
And nobody has great expectations

Squiffy Sun 02-Aug-20 23:11:27

But at least I know my limitations
And nobody has great expectations
I’ll keep trying my best

Jangran99 Sun 02-Aug-20 23:46:43

But at least I know my limitations
And nobody has great expectations
I’ll keep trying my best
And if put to the test

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 03-Aug-20 09:03:01

But at least I know my limitations
And nobody has great expectations
I'll keep trying my best
And if put to the test
My efforts could be the toast of nations.

Yet I'll never set the world on fire

Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 09:16:51

Yet I'll never set the world on fire
Although fame is not my first desire

henetha Mon 03-Aug-20 09:42:00

Yet I'll never set the world on fire
Although fame is not my first desire
I'd rather be in love

Juliet27 Mon 03-Aug-20 12:02:19

Yet I'll never set the world on fire
Although fame is not my first desire
I'd rather be in love
But I need a shove

May7 Mon 03-Aug-20 13:20:47

Yet I'll never set the world on fire
Although fame is not my first desire
I'd rather be in love
But I need a shove
To get back in the game or retire

The wild geese were flying at dawn

Juliet27 Mon 03-Aug-20 14:12:08

The wild geese were flying at dawn
I was watching but stifled a yawn

Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 15:43:45

The wild geese were flying at dawn
I was watching but stifled a yawn
The early chorus

Juliet27 Mon 03-Aug-20 16:15:05

The wild geese were flying at dawn
I was watching but stifled a yawn
The early chorus
Too noisy for us

Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 16:27:07

The wild geese were flying at dawn
I was watching but stifled a yawn
The early chorus
Too noisy for us
I'm back on the pillow, blinds drawn.

(Shall we try the funny place names again?)smile

A crabbit old man from Milngavie

May7 Mon 03-Aug-20 17:38:28

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
Was trying to sit on the lavvie

crazyH Mon 03-Aug-20 18:42:49

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
Was trying to sit on the lavvie
The seat, he did miss

Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 18:53:30

Sorry folks, lavvie does not rhyme. Some research needed?

Shall we try the funny place names again?)

A crabbit old man from Milngavie

crazyH Mon 03-Aug-20 19:57:42

Got it - " Mull guy "
Shall I go ahead May?

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
A walking stick, he wanted to buy

Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 20:35:53

Crazy grin

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
A walking stick, he wanted to buy
He tried one for size

May7 Mon 03-Aug-20 23:10:15

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
A walking stick, he wanted to buy
He tried one for size
But he thought it not wise

Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 23:48:44

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
A walking stick, he wanted to buy
He tried one for size
But he thought it not wise
It was so long it might poke his eye.

This did not improve his bad temper

crazyH Tue 04-Aug-20 09:12:47

This did not improve his bad temper
His leg became even more limper

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