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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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Annum Sun 02-Aug-20 16:48:08

The natural look is a winner
I'll try it when I'm a bit thinner
But just for today
My makeup will stay

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Aug-20 17:39:31

The natural look is a winner
I'll try it when I'm a bit thinner
But just for today
My makeup will stay
My bare face could put some off their dinner

But at least I know my limitations

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May7 Sun 02-Aug-20 17:42:39

The natural look is a winner
I'll try it when I'm a bit thinner
But just for today
My makeup will stay
Gives rise to the phrase dogs dinner

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May7 Sun 02-Aug-20 17:44:27

Oh I'm so way behind everyone today. Ignore me please

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Aug-20 18:05:57

May smile

But at least I know my limitations

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Aug-20 22:38:16

But at least I know my limitations
And nobody has great expectations

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Squiffy Sun 02-Aug-20 23:11:27

But at least I know my limitations
And nobody has great expectations
I’ll keep trying my best

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Aug-20 23:46:43

But at least I know my limitations
And nobody has great expectations
I’ll keep trying my best
And if put to the test

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 03-Aug-20 09:03:01

But at least I know my limitations
And nobody has great expectations
I'll keep trying my best
And if put to the test
My efforts could be the toast of nations.

Yet I'll never set the world on fire

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 09:16:51

Yet I'll never set the world on fire
Although fame is not my first desire

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henetha Mon 03-Aug-20 09:42:00

Yet I'll never set the world on fire
Although fame is not my first desire
I'd rather be in love

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Aug-20 12:02:19

Yet I'll never set the world on fire
Although fame is not my first desire
I'd rather be in love
But I need a shove

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May7 Mon 03-Aug-20 13:20:47

Yet I'll never set the world on fire
Although fame is not my first desire
I'd rather be in love
But I need a shove
To get back in the game or retire

The wild geese were flying at dawn

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Aug-20 14:12:08

The wild geese were flying at dawn
I was watching but stifled a yawn

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 15:43:45

The wild geese were flying at dawn
I was watching but stifled a yawn
The early chorus

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Aug-20 16:15:05

The wild geese were flying at dawn
I was watching but stifled a yawn
The early chorus
Too noisy for us

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 16:27:07

The wild geese were flying at dawn
I was watching but stifled a yawn
The early chorus
Too noisy for us
I'm back on the pillow, blinds drawn.

(Shall we try the funny place names again?)smile

A crabbit old man from Milngavie

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May7 Mon 03-Aug-20 17:38:28

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
Was trying to sit on the lavvie

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crazyH Mon 03-Aug-20 18:42:49

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
Was trying to sit on the lavvie
The seat, he did miss

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 18:53:30

Sorry folks, lavvie does not rhyme. Some research needed?

Shall we try the funny place names again?)

A crabbit old man from Milngavie

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crazyH Mon 03-Aug-20 19:57:42

Got it - " Mull guy "
Shall I go ahead May?

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
A walking stick, he wanted to buy

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 20:35:53

Crazy grin

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
A walking stick, he wanted to buy
He tried one for size

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May7 Mon 03-Aug-20 23:10:15

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
A walking stick, he wanted to buy
He tried one for size
But he thought it not wise

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 23:48:44

A crabbit old man from Milngavie
A walking stick, he wanted to buy
He tried one for size
But he thought it not wise
It was so long it might poke his eye.

This did not improve his bad temper

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crazyH Tue 04-Aug-20 09:12:47

This did not improve his bad temper
His leg became even more limper

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