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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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Annum Tue 08-Sept-20 13:25:35

A very old lady in Hull
Decided she needed some wool
She found some sheep
And sheared off a heap

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crazyH Tue 08-Sept-20 12:04:04

A very old lady in Hull
Decided she needed some wool
She found some sheep

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May7 Tue 08-Sept-20 11:35:07

A very old lady in Hull
Decided she needed some wool

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FarNorth Tue 08-Sept-20 11:17:14

Pompous Percy from Perranporth
Was rather fond of holding forth
He was such a bore
I showed him the door
And now he lives near Firth of Forth

A very old lady in Hull

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henetha Tue 08-Sept-20 10:34:10

Pompous Percy from Perranporth
Was rather fond of holding forth
He was such a bore
I showed him the door

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 08-Sept-20 09:25:45

Pompous Percy from Perranporth
Was rather fond of holding forth
He was such a bore

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Annum Mon 07-Sept-20 23:03:23

Pompous Percy from Perranporth
Was rather fond of holding forth

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Juliet27 Mon 07-Sept-20 21:36:59

I'm going to New Invention
With every good intention
What will it be like?
Small - No need to hike
And it rarely gets a mention

Pompous Percy from Perranporth

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May7 Mon 07-Sept-20 18:02:19

I'm going to New Invention
With every good intention
What will it be like?
Small - No need to hike

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 07-Sept-20 14:18:57

I'm going to New Invention
With every good intention
What will it be like?

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Elrel Mon 07-Sept-20 00:34:51

I’m going to New Invention
With every good intention

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Jangran99 Sun 06-Sept-20 23:44:15

I`d love to sail in a Gondola
And feast on ripe gorgonzola
But the aroma is such
If I eat too much
I've no room for pizzaiola

I'm going to New Invention

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crazyH Sun 06-Sept-20 23:36:30

I`d love to sail in a Gondola
And feast on ripe gorgonzola
But the aroma is such
If I eat too much
I'll smell like a giant gorilla

My fiancé will take back the ring

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crazyH Sun 06-Sept-20 23:35:43

I`d love to sail in a Gondola
And feast on ripe gorgonzola
But the aroma is such
If I eat too much
I'll look like a giant gorilla

My fiancé will take back the ring

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FarNorth Sun 06-Sept-20 22:19:51

I`d love to sail in a Gondola
And feast on ripe gorgonzola
But the aroma is such
If I eat too much

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Hellogirl1 Sun 06-Sept-20 21:29:27

I`d love to sail in a Gondola
And feast on ripe gorgonzola
But the aroma is such

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Jangran99 Sun 06-Sept-20 17:53:11

I'd love to sail in a Gondola
And feast on ripe gorgonzola

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crazyH Sun 06-Sept-20 15:38:21

She once stole their Sunday dinner
She was chuffed, she was on a winner
But she choked on the bones
Her pitiful moans
Took her to the Vet in Pinner

I'd love to sail in a Gondola

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Jangran99 Sun 06-Sept-20 13:36:01

She once stole their Sunday dinner
She was chuffed, she was on a winner
But she choked on the bones
Her pitiful moans

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May7 Sun 06-Sept-20 12:01:31

She once stole their Sunday dinner
She was chuffed, she was on to a winner
But she choked on the bones

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crazyH Sun 06-Sept-20 11:11:42

She once stole their Sunday dinner
She was chuffed, she was on to a winner

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 06-Sept-20 11:03:20

She then comes in. looking for more
I toss her my chewed apple core,
She turns up her nose
Walks out thru' the doors
To see what's on offer next door.

She once stole their Sunday dinner

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crazyH Sun 06-Sept-20 10:38:14

She then comes in, looking for more
I toss her my chewed apple core,
She turns up her nose
Walks out thru' the doors

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henetha Sun 06-Sept-20 10:34:59

She then comes in, looking for more
I toss her my chewed apple core,
She turns up her nose

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FarNorth Sun 06-Sept-20 10:18:25

She then comes in, looking for more
I toss her my chewed apple core

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