Limericks 15

For once my dull garden looks good
And all of my plants are in bud
They like a wee chat
With Hazel the cat
Who shares with them, her food.

She then comes in, looking for more

For once my dull garden looks good
And all of my plants are in bud
They like a wee chat
With Hazel the cat

For once my dull garden looks good
And all of my plants are in bud
They like a wee chat

For once my dull garden looks good
And all of my plants are in bud

But my mind became very clear
And also felt full of good cheer
And when I got home
Felt no need to roam
And nothing or no one to fear.

For once my dull garden looks good

But my mind became very clear
And also felt full of good cheer
And when I got home
Felt no need to roam

But my mind became very clear
And also felt full of good cheer
And when I got home

But my mind became very clear
And also felt full of good cheer

I was in a Monastery for a while
Nothing happening for a mile
It all seemed so dull
Sent out of my skull
And the food was constantly vile.

But my mind became very clear

I was in a Monastery for a while
Nothing happening for a mile
It all seemed so dull
Sent out of my skull

I was in a Monastery for a while
Nothing happening for a mile
It all seemed so dull

I was in a Monastery for a while
Nothing happening for a mile

When I went for a walk last night
I suffered one hell of a fright
For out from some rocks
Jumped a man just in socks!!
Blimey, that was quite a sight!!!

I was in a Monastery for a while

When I went for a walk last night
I suffered one hell of a fright
For out from some rocks
Jumped a man just in socks!!

When I went for a walk last night
I suffered one hell of a fright
For out from some rocks

When I went for a walk last night
I suffered one hell of a fright

The baby when born was screaming
And the preacher’s face was beaming
A job was well done
It was time for fun
Dancing until time for leaving

When I went for a walk last night

The baby when born was screaming
And the preacher’s face was beaming
A job was well done
It was time for fun

The baby when born was screaming
And the preacher’s face was beaming
A job was well done

The baby when born was screaming
And the preacher’s face was beaming

A passionate preacher from Perth
Was asked to help a mum give birth
"A forceps I need"
For this is indeed
A matter of narrow girth.

The baby finally came out screaming

A passionate preacher from Perth
Was asked to help a mum give birth
"A forceps I need"
For this is indeed

A passionate preacher from Perth
Was asked to help a mum give birth
"A forceps I need"

A passionate preacher from Perth
Was asked to help a mum give birth

How did that ‘a’ slip in?

A passionate preacher from Perth