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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

Juliet27 Fri 04-Sept-20 17:44:25

So now they are both on the wagon
They're drinking tea with the "dragon"
Trying not to smirk
But it's such hard work
When sat so near to a flagon

A passionate preacher from a Perth

May7 Fri 04-Sept-20 17:26:42

So now they are both on the wagon
They're drinking tea with the "dragon"
Trying not to smirk
But it's such hard work

WOODMOUSE49 Fri 04-Sept-20 17:17:04

So now they are both on the wagon
They're drinking tea with the "dragon"
Trying not to smirk

crazyH Fri 04-Sept-20 17:04:52

So now they are both on the wagon
They're drinking tea with the "dragon"

FarNorth Fri 04-Sept-20 15:54:38

Out they wobbled down the High Road
One tripped over a wrinkled old toad
Fell flat on his face
It was such a disgrace
The other one cackled and crowed.

So now they are both on the wagon

May7 Fri 04-Sept-20 15:12:48

Out they wobbled down the High Road
One tripped over a wrinkled toad
Fell flat on his face
It was such a disgrace

Juliet27 Fri 04-Sept-20 14:37:38

Out they wobbled down the High Road
One tripped over a wrinkled toad
Fell flat on his face

henetha Fri 04-Sept-20 13:12:16

Out they wobbled down the High Road
One tripped over a wrinkled old toad

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 04-Sept-20 12:08:31

Two men went drinking in Drymen
One called Barry, the other Norman
They downed double gins
Exchanged news of sins
Till asked to leave by the doorman.

Out they wobbled down the High Road

Juliet27 Fri 04-Sept-20 06:36:04

Two men went drinking in Drymen,
One called Barry, the other, Norman
They downed double gins
Exchanged news of sins

FarNorth Fri 04-Sept-20 02:22:08

Two men went drinking in Drymen,
One called Barry, the other, Norman
They downed double gins

crazyH Fri 04-Sept-20 00:03:19

Two men went drinking in Drymen,
One called Barry, the other, Norman

Jangran99 Thu 03-Sept-20 18:49:21

A slow solicitor from Slough
Paid his bills, I don't know how
He used credit cards
And then, afterwards,
To have no more debt was his vow.

Two men went drinking in Drymen, (Scottish town!!)

FarNorth Thu 03-Sept-20 12:49:00

A slow solicitor from Slough
Paid his bills, I don't know how
He used credit cards
And then, afterwards,

henetha Thu 03-Sept-20 10:55:00

A slow solicitor from Slough
Paid his bills, I don't know how
He used credit cards

crazyH Wed 02-Sept-20 14:19:40

A slow solicitor from Slough
Paid his bills, I don't know how

Juliet27 Wed 02-Sept-20 14:15:33

A grumpy grandad from Grantham
His family, he could not abide them
So he made a new will
Took his last happy pill
And lived by his own rule of thumb

A slow solicitor from Slough

May7 Wed 02-Sept-20 12:13:13

A grumpy grandad from Grantham
His family, he could not abide them
So he made a new will
Took his last happy pill

henetha Wed 02-Sept-20 11:22:43

A grumpy grandad from Grantham
His family, he could not abide them
So he made a new will

crazyH Tue 01-Sept-20 16:48:05

A grumpy grandad from Grantham
His family, he could not abide them

Juliet27 Tue 01-Sept-20 16:18:09

So to make her boudoir secure
She fixed it firmly to the door
NO ENTRY a sign read
Yet windows, instead
Give easy access to her floor

A grumpy grandad from Grantham

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 31-Aug-20 12:29:52

So to make her boudoir secure
She fixed it firmly to the door
NO ENTRY a sign read
Yet windows, instead

May7 Mon 31-Aug-20 11:30:29

So to make her boudoir secure
She fixed it firmly to the door
NO ENTRY a sign read

Juliet27 Mon 31-Aug-20 07:24:32

So to make her boudoir secure
She fixed it firmly to the door

Jangran99 Mon 31-Aug-20 00:28:25

There was a young lady of taste
So determined to remain chaste
A padlock she bought
And after some thought
Decided where it should be placed

So to make her boudoir secure

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