Limericks 15

We'll take a trip to Kircudbright
On the banks o’ the bonnie Dee
I'll sneak a peck in
Just under her chin
I may even go down on one knee

The boy sat fishing by the lake

We'll take a trip to Kircudbright
On the banks o’ the bonnie Dee
I'll sneak a peck in
Just under her chin

We'll take a trip to Kircudbright
On the banks o’ the bonnie Dee
I'll sneak a peck in

We'll take a trip to Kircudbright
On the banks o’ the bonnie Dee

Tomatoes may not do the trick
She's a popular lass, must be quick
I'll try her with kale
And a pint of ale
Of her suitors she'll have her pick.

We'll take a trip to Kircudbright

Tomatoes may not do the trick
She’s a popular lass, must be quick
I’ll try her with kale
And a pint of ale

Tomatoes may not do the trick
She’s a popular lass, must be quick
I’ll try her with kale

Tomatoes may not do the trick
She’s a popular lass, must be quick

Greenhouse is full of tomatoes
Some excellent plants that my mate chose
All red and juicy
I’ll give some to Lucy
And hope that her love for me grows

Tomatoes may not do the trick

Sorry, first time, I forgot to copy the other lines first !

I’ll give some to Lucy

Greenhouse is full of tomatoes
Some excellent plants that my mate chose
All red and juicy

Greenhouse is full of tomatoes
Some excellent plants that my mate chose

I'm taking the dog for a walk
I'll meet other walkers and talk
The dogs will whinge
On gossip we'll binge
Just one more turn around the block

Greenhouse is full of tomatoes

I'm taking the dog for a walk
I'll meet other walkers and talk
The dogs will whinge
On gossip we'll binge

I'm taking the dog for a walk
I'll meet other walkers and talk
The dogs will whinge

I'm taking the dog for a walk
I'll meet other walkers and talk
The dogs will winch

I'm taking the dog for a walk
I'll meet other walkers and talk

Our young folks have had a rough time
Exam results aren't worth a dime
Headteachers are cross
Students at a loss
And Williamson's threatening to FINE

I'm taking the dog for a walk

Our young folks have had a rough time
Exam results aren't worth a dime
Headteachers are cross
Students at a loss

Our young folks have had a rough time
Exam results aren't worth a dime
Headteachers are cross

Our young folks have had a rough time
Exam results aren't worth a dime

There once was a Tory named Gavin
A wonderful time he was havin'
With champagne at lunch
But I have a hunch
His income might soon be halving'

Our young folks have had a rough time

There once was a Tory named Gavin
A wonderful time he was havin'
With champagne at lunch
But I have a hunch

There once was a Tory named Gavin
A wonderful time he was havin'
With champagne at lunch