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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 16:22:30

The natural look is a winner
I'll try it when I'm a bit thinner
But just for today

Jangran99 Sun 02-Aug-20 14:13:55

The natural look is a winner
I'll try it when I'm a bit thinner

Annum Sun 02-Aug-20 13:29:32

Now Kate favours many a floaty kaftan
She thinks it will land her a man
But no luck so far
As she leans on the bar
And shows off her boobs and fake tan.

The natural look is a winner

May7 Sun 02-Aug-20 11:53:39

Now Kate favours many a floaty kaftan
She thinks it will land her a man
But no luck so far
As she leans on the bar

henetha Sun 02-Aug-20 10:31:37

Now Kate favours many a floaty kaftan
She thinks it will land her a man
But no luck so far

MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 10:22:06

Now Kate favours many a floaty kaftan
She thinks it will land her a man

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 02-Aug-20 10:16:29

Vanessa considers herself a real fashion plate
I wish I was like her as she always looks great
Though Classic's her style
Just once in a while
She'll dress like her hippy twin sister Kate.

Now Kate favours many a floaty kaftan

Jangran99 Sat 01-Aug-20 17:39:39

Vanessa considers herself a real fashion plate
I wish I was like her as she always looks great
Though Classic’s her style
Just once in a while

Juliet27 Sat 01-Aug-20 14:34:30

Vanessa considers herself a real fashion plate
I wish I was like her as she always looks great
Though Classic’s her style

henetha Sat 01-Aug-20 11:28:15

Vanessa considers herself a real fashion plate
I wish I was like her as she always looks great

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 01-Aug-20 09:21:08

I've tried to follow her example
But with a bust that's so ample
And wide hips to match
I'm still a good catch
With so many qualities you could sample.

Vanessa considers herself a real fashion plate

Squiffy Sat 01-Aug-20 08:57:19

I've tried to follow her example
But with a bust that's so ample
And wide hips to match
I’m still a good catch

Jangran99 Sat 01-Aug-20 08:47:51

I've tried to follow her example
But with a bust that's so ample
And wide hips to match

crazyH Sat 01-Aug-20 08:42:19

I've tried to follow her example
But with a bust so ample

Jangran99 Sat 01-Aug-20 08:36:31

My very best friend named Vanessa
Is an extremely snappy dresser
Always wears a hat
Never puts on tat
Believes in never more , always lesser

I've tried to follow her example

Annum Fri 31-Jul-20 22:02:16

My very best friend named Vanessa
Is an extremely snappy dresser
Always wears a hat
Never puts on tat

crazyH Fri 31-Jul-20 20:28:26

My very best friend named Vanessa
Is an extremely snappy dresse
Always wears a hat

crazyH Fri 31-Jul-20 20:27:52

My very best friend named Vanessa
Is an extremely snappy dresse
Wears a hat

Juliet27 Fri 31-Jul-20 17:51:25

My very best friend named Vanessa
Is an extremely snappy dresser

Elrel Fri 31-Jul-20 16:23:36

My very best friend named Vanessa

Elrel Fri 31-Jul-20 16:22:11

Oh what a dilemma I'm in
By 'eck, you see I'm all of a spin
No harm done
You've not hurt anyone
Calm down with a tonic and gin!

Juliet27 Fri 31-Jul-20 16:18:44

Oh what a dilemma I'm in
By 'eck, you see I'm all of a spin
No harm done
You've not hurt anyone

crazyH Fri 31-Jul-20 16:13:16

Oh what a dilemma I'm in
By 'eck, you see I'm all of a spin
No harm done

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 31-Jul-20 16:02:21

Oh what a dilemma I'm in
By 'eck, you see I'm all of a spin

Squiffy Fri 31-Jul-20 15:26:22

Heads I still gamble, tails I come clean
I think it’s tails, I feel quite mean
Oh, what shall I do?
'To thine own self be true'
To lie would seem to demean.

Oh what a dilemma I'm in

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