Limericks 15

A carpenter from Tunbridge Wells
Thought he was good with the gals
A reputation he'd carved
He wasn't sex-starved

A carpenter from Tunbridge Wells
Thought he was good with the gals
A reputation he'd carved

A carpenter from Tunbridge Wells
Thought he was good with the gals

I've done some tap, like Fred Astaire
And soft shoe shuffle, if I dare
With girth too large
Around the floor I'll charge
That’s bound to give them all a scare!

A carpenter from Tunbridge Wells

I've done some tap, like Fred Astaire
And soft shoe shuffle, if I dare
With girth too large
Around the floor I'll charge

Sorry, I forgot we are in Limerick mode

I've done some tap, like Fred Astaire
And soft shoe shuffle, if I dare
With girth too large

Sorry Crazy but this is a limerick thread

Jangran. I had to look up 'insouciance' ?

I've done some tap, like Fred Astaire
And soft shoe shuffle, if I dare

But then my girth did let me down

I tried joining a ballet class today
At the barre I'd love to gracefully sway
I lost my balance
But with insouciance
I can do pirouettes and even jete.

I've done some tap, like Fred Astaire

I tried joining a ballet class today
At the barre I'd love to gracefully sway
I lost my balance
But with insouciance

I tried joining a ballet class today
At the barre I'd love to gracefully sway
I lost my balance

I tried joining a ballet class today
At the barre I'd love to gracefully sway

There's a beautiful black horse galloping by
To a certain bank is he saying goodbye?
A more beautiful creature
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A classic, so graceful it made you cry.

I tried joining a ballet class today

There's a beautiful black horse galloping by
To a certain bank is he saying goodbye?
A more beautiful creature
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There's a beautiful black horse galloping by
To a certain bank is he saying goodbye?
There's not a more beautiful creature

There's a beautiful black horse galloping by
To a certain bank is he saying goodbye?

Perhaps If I became a domestic goddess
I’d wear green Lycra and improve my prowess
I’d st-r-e-t-ch and bend
My whole being extend
I won't fit into my little black dress.

There's a beautiful black horse going galloping by

Perhaps If I became a domestic goddess
I’d wear green Lycra and improve my prowess
I’d st-r-e-t-ch and bend
My whole being extend

Perhaps If I became a domestic goddess
I’d wear green Lycra and improve my prowess
I’d st-r-e-t-ch and bend

Perhaps If I became a domestic goddess
I'll wear green Lycra and improve my prowess

Oh no! Another fly's come in
They're probably after the bin
I must get some spray
To send them on their way
Then I must chuck their vile bodies in the bin.

Perhaps If I became a domestic goddess

Oh no! Another fly's come in
They're probably after the bin
I must get some spray
To send them on their way

Oh no! Another fly's come in
They're probably after the bin
I must get some spray

Oh no! Another fly's come in
They're probably after the bin

There is a competitor
Whom I've encountered before
They'd like to mimic our wisdom
But we'll keep banging the drum
Too LOUDLY to ignore!

Oh no! Another fly's come in