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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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May7 Wed 23-Sept-20 15:31:36

I'm off for a swim in the lake
Or in the sunshine should I bake?
Maybe a bit of both?
I am just a sloth

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crazyH Wed 23-Sept-20 15:55:30

I'm off for a swim in the lake
Or in the sunshine should I bake?
Maybe a bit of both?
I am just a sloth
All this larking around, I can't take

For my laziness, I have paid

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 24-Sept-20 09:43:47

For my laziness, I have paid8
My slim waistline I have mislaid

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henetha Thu 24-Sept-20 10:26:15

For my laziness, I have paid
My slim waistline I have mislaid
And got a spare tyre

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May7 Thu 24-Sept-20 18:55:05

For my laziness, I have paid
My slim waistline I have mislaid
And got a spare tyre
My pants come up higher

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Juliet27 Thu 24-Sept-20 20:17:00

For my laziness, I have paid
My slim waistline I have mislaid
And got a spare tyre
My pants come up higher
And the fridge I know I shall raid

My winter clothes no longer fit

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 25-Sept-20 09:34:21

My winter clothes no longer fit
It's hateful but I must admit

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Grany Fri 25-Sept-20 09:59:56

My winter clothes no longer fit
It's hateful but I must admit
I've spread here and there

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Juliet27 Fri 25-Sept-20 10:28:48

My winter clothes no longer fit
It's hateful but I must admit
I've spread here and there
On seeing me bare

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crazyH Fri 25-Sept-20 10:33:47

My winter clothes no longer fit
It's hateful but I must admit
I've spread here and there
On seeing me bare
Didn't like it one wee bit

There's no end in sight, it seems

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libra10 Fri 25-Sept-20 10:35:42

There's no end in sight, it seems
I no longer look good wearing jeans

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crazyH Fri 25-Sept-20 10:40:58

There's no end in sight, it seems
I no longer look good wearing jeans
Large tunic tops

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Juliet27 Fri 25-Sept-20 13:55:25

There's no end in sight, it seems
I no longer look good wearing jeans
Large tunic tops
And no short crops

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 25-Sept-20 14:34:47

There's no end in sight, it seems
I no longer look good wearing jeans
Large tunic tops
And no shirt crops
Have I got to eat lots of beans?

Mind you, my mother always said

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Juliet27 Fri 25-Sept-20 16:14:15

Mind you, my mother always said
Let your tum be ruled by your head

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crazyH Fri 25-Sept-20 18:47:00

Mind you, my mother always said
Let your tum be ruled by your head
Whatever she meant

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Grany Fri 25-Sept-20 18:55:15

Mind you, my mother always said
Let your tum be ruled by your head
Whatever she meant
Good advice was sent

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Hellogirl1 Fri 25-Sept-20 22:00:39

Mind you, my mother always said
Let your tum be ruled by your head
Whatever she meant
Good advice was sent
And tomorrow I will be wed

The honeymoon will be a dream

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crazyH Fri 25-Sept-20 22:09:59

Mind you, my mother always said
Let your tum be ruled by your head
Whatever she meant
Good advice was sent
I'd be too fat to get out of bed

My appetite has always been 'healthy'

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Bellanonna Fri 25-Sept-20 22:21:20

X post Crazy

The honeymoon will be a dream
I’m excited in the extreme

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crazyH Fri 25-Sept-20 23:15:41

The honeymoon will be a dream
I’m excited in the extreme
Far East I'd choose

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Juliet27 Sat 26-Sept-20 06:10:38

The honeymoon will be a dream
I’m excited in the extreme
Far East I'd choose
For amazing views

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henetha Sat 26-Sept-20 09:42:05

The honeymoon will be a dream
I’m excited in the extreme
Far East I'd choose
For amazing views
In budget hotels, 'cos I'm mean!

We could backpack around Australia

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Juliet27 Sat 26-Sept-20 10:27:44

We could backpack around Australia
With so much paraphernalia

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 26-Sept-20 14:18:37

We could backpack around Australia
With so much paraphernalia
Could we stand the heat?

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