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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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Elderflower2 Sun 19-Jul-20 16:35:27

Like Bonnie and Clyde they went on the run
For some privacy and for some fun
A motel they booked
Their books were cooked
They couldn't dodge the gun

The car it was full of holes

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Juliet27 Sun 19-Jul-20 09:01:11

Like Bonnie and Clyde they went on the run
For some privacy and for some fun
A motel they booked
Their books they cooked

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Annum Sun 19-Jul-20 08:58:54

Like Bonnie and Clyde they went on the run
For some privacy and for some fun
A motel they booked
Their own meals they cooked

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crazyH Sun 19-Jul-20 00:29:51

Like Bonnie and Clyde they went on the run
For some privacy and for some fun
A motel they booked

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Jangran99 Sat 18-Jul-20 23:02:30

Like Bonnie and Clyde they went on the run
For some privacy and for some fun

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crazyH Sat 18-Jul-20 22:14:07

That could have been due to the climb!
Or the fact that their hearts beat in time
They liked the same food
Their banter was good
They were also partners in crime

Like Bonnie and Clyde they went on the run

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FarNorth Sat 18-Jul-20 21:59:55

That could have been due to the climb!
Or the fact that their hearts beat in time
They liked the same food
Their banter was good

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Squiffy Sat 18-Jul-20 20:50:01

That could have been due to the climb!
Or the fact that their hearts beat in time
They liked the same food

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Jangran99 Sat 18-Jul-20 15:14:23

That could have been due to the climb!
Or the fact that their hearts beat in time

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Juliet27 Sat 18-Jul-20 14:58:12

Well in time she met kindly Bill
Who lived up a very steep hill
He was handsome as well
Her legs turned to gel
Her heart just would not keep still

That could have been due to the climb!

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Jangran99 Sat 18-Jul-20 14:49:32

Well in time she met kindly Bill
Who lived up a very steep hill
He was handsome as well
Her legs turned to gel

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MissTree Sat 18-Jul-20 14:46:57

Hope it’s ok. I have a tidy mind. So..

Well in time she met kindly Bill
Who lived up a very steep hill
He was handsome as well
And truth to tell
Was the owner of a large mill

An entrepreneur from Brazil
Wanted to move from the very steep hill

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Elderflower2 Sat 18-Jul-20 12:19:04

An entrepreneur from Brazil
Wanted to move from the very steep hill

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 18-Jul-20 11:58:49

Well in time she met kindly Bill
Who lived up a very steep hill
He was handsome as well

Bella shall we keep your line for the start of the next?

An entrepreneur from Brazil

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Bellanonna Sat 18-Jul-20 10:17:42

Well in time she met kindly Bill
An entrepreneur from Brazil

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henetha Sat 18-Jul-20 10:16:29

Well in time she met kindly Bill
Who lived up a very steep hill

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Jangran99 Sat 18-Jul-20 09:26:49

There was an old maid from Mumbai
Who said ‘I’ll have one more try’
I'll do dating online
My photos look fine
Maybe ,at last, I'll meet the right guy

Well in time she met kindly Bill

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MissTree Sat 18-Jul-20 08:31:02

There was an old maid from Mumbai
Who said ‘I’ll have one more try’
I'll do dating online
My photos look fine

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FarNorth Sat 18-Jul-20 08:03:36

There was an old maid from Mumbai
Who said ‘I’ll have one more try’
I'll do dating online

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Juliet27 Sat 18-Jul-20 05:58:21

There was an old maid from Mumbai
Who said ‘I’ll have one more try’

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crazyH Sat 18-Jul-20 00:21:45

When she was young she looked very smart.
Many a young man to her lost his heart
She was very picky
To please her was tricky
She died a lonely old cart(f)sorry

There was an old maid from Mumbai

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Bellanonna Fri 17-Jul-20 23:58:57

When she was young she looked very smart.
Many a young man to her lost his heart
She was very picky
To please her was tricky

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crazyH Fri 17-Jul-20 23:56:17

When she was young she looked very smart.
Many a young man to her lost his heart
She was very picky

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FarNorth Fri 17-Jul-20 23:42:15

When she was young she looked very smart.
Many a young man to her lost his heart

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MissTree Fri 17-Jul-20 19:29:40

I'll check in the cupboards and wing it
For supper I may have to sing it
But wait, let me 'phone
For a Just Eat drone
Or I might ask Betty to bring it.

When she was young she looked very smart.

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