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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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Elderflower2 Fri 17-Jul-20 18:53:30

I'll check in the cupboards and wing it
For supper I may have to sing it
But wait, let me 'phone
For a Just Eat drone

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Bellanonna Fri 17-Jul-20 18:51:22

I'll check in the cupboards and wing it
For supper I may have to sing it
But wait, let me ‘phone

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Elderflower2 Fri 17-Jul-20 18:48:25

I'll check in the cupboards and wing it
For supper I may have to sing it

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Squiffy Fri 17-Jul-20 17:47:43

And now I just have bread and water
Nowt left to give to my daughter
Except Scotch mist pie
She’s starting to cry
Bad behaviour's not what I taught her.

I'll check in the cupboards and wing it

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Annum Fri 17-Jul-20 17:31:48

And now I just have bread and water
Nowt left to give to my daughter
Except Scotch mist pie
She’s starting to cry

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Elderflower2 Fri 17-Jul-20 17:05:23

And now I just have bread and water
Nowt left to give to my daughter
Except Scotch mist pie

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Squiffy Fri 17-Jul-20 16:19:40

And now I just have bread and water
Nowt left to give to my daughter

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FarNorth Fri 17-Jul-20 15:59:03

You see, no one could work out the cost
The price stickers for them, had been lost
They decided to guess
It was a bit of a mess
So all of my shopping I tossed

And now I just have bread and water

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MissTree Fri 17-Jul-20 15:27:00

You see, no one could work out the cost
The price stickers for them, had been lost
They decided to guess
It was a bit of a mess

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Squiffy Fri 17-Jul-20 11:29:51

You see, no one could work out the cost
The price stickers for them, had been lost
They decided to guess

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crazyH Fri 17-Jul-20 10:33:44

You see, no one could work out the cost
The price stickers for them, had been lost

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Jangran99 Fri 17-Jul-20 10:14:23

A strange thing happened today
At the shop when I wanted to pay
All the lights flashed
The system had crashed
I'd to leave it and just walk away.

You see, no one could work out the cost

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Bellanonna Fri 17-Jul-20 09:30:26

A strange thing happened today
At the shop when I wanted to pay
All the lights flashed
The system had crashed

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 17-Jul-20 08:49:23

A strange thing happened today
At the shop when I wanted to pay
All the lights flashed

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Annum Fri 17-Jul-20 08:37:25

A strange thing happened today
At the shop when I wanted to pay

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alassinsane Thu 16-Jul-20 22:03:23

The others left Betty behind
Without her they began to unwind
She could be such a pain
With a pea for a brain
I wish people wouldn't be so unkind.

A strange thing happened today

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alassinsane Thu 16-Jul-20 21:54:13

The others left Betty behind
without her they began to unwind
She could be such a pain
With a pea for a brain

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Squiffy Thu 16-Jul-20 21:45:23

The others left Betty behind
Without her they began to unwind
She could be such a pain

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Bellanonna Thu 16-Jul-20 18:46:26

The others left Betty behind
Without her they began to unwind

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Annum Thu 16-Jul-20 17:21:16

They went into town for a binge
With Betty who started to whinge
Things aren't what they used to be
I just want a cuppa tea
And look at the state of my fringe!

The others left Betty behind

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FarNorth Thu 16-Jul-20 17:12:20

They went into town for a binge
With Betty who started to whinge
Things aren't what they used to be
I just want a cuppa tea

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Elderflower2 Thu 16-Jul-20 16:25:16

They went into town for a binge
With Betty who started to whinge
Things aren't what they used to be

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MissTree Thu 16-Jul-20 16:21:09

They went into town for a binge
With Betty who started to whinge

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Squiffy Thu 16-Jul-20 14:22:11

But the nightclub failed after lockdown
Which caused shareholders to frown
Their dosh all went phut!
Their pensions were cut
So their sorrows they went off to drown.

They went into town for a binge

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Elderflower2 Thu 16-Jul-20 13:27:15

But the nightclub failed after lockdown
Which caused shareholders to frown
Their dosh all went phut!
Their pensions were cut

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