Limericks 15

She's so unlike her friend sensible Sally
For years and years they've been pally
But they argued one day
And caused an affray
Now the friendship belongs in Death Valley

So many people are going away

She's so unlike her friend sensible Sally
For years and years they've been pally
But they argued one day
And caused an affray

She's so unlike her friend sensible Sally
For years and years they've been pally
But they argued one day

She's so unlike her friend sensible Sally
For years and years they've been pally

My old pal from London is such a live-wire
Once she set her house on fire
The insurance said, 'Hey!'
We're not gonna pay
With all your silly claims we say 'liar!'

She's so unlike her friend sensible Sally

My old pal from London is such a live-wire
Once she set her house on fire
The insurance said 'Hey!'
We’re not gonna pay

My old pal from London is such a live-wire
Once she set her house on fire
The insurance said 'Hey!'

My old pal from London is such a live-wire
Once she set her house on fire

I long for the good old days
Reclining at ease on a chaise
Refreshment to hand
Listening to a band
You can't beat those traditional ways.

My old pal from London is such a live-wire

I long for the good old days
Reclining at ease on a chaise
Refreshment to hand,
Listening to a band

I long for the good old days
Reclining at ease on a chaise
Refreshment to hand

I long for the good old days
Reclining at ease on a chaise

Mr C is a bit of a scruff
With excuses a load of old guff
We were not taken in
By his old cheeky grin
No sane person believes that stuff

I long for the good old days

Mr C is a bit of a scruff
With excuses a load of old guff
We were not taken in
By his old cheeky grin

Mr C is a bit of a scruff
With excuses a load of old guff
We were not taken in

Mr C is a bit of a scruff
With excuses a load of old guff

Boris has been for the chop
His hair? Still an untidy mop
Is it natural or dyed?
“Oh, it’s natural’, he lied
You can’t buy this in a shop !

Mr C is a bit of a scruff

(Thought you meant vasectomy, lbc)

Boris has been for the chop
His hair? Still an untidy mop
Is it natural or dyed?
“Oh, it’s natural’, he lied

Boris has been for the chop
His hair? Still an untidy mop
Is it natural or dyed

Boris has been for the chop
His hair? Still an untidy mop

Apologies!

Next day I felt a bit ill
I'd eaten more than my fill
Spent the day in the loo
I don't half feel blue
Do you think I am over the hill?

Boris has been for the chop

Next day I felt a bit ill
I’d eaten more than my fill
With too much red wine

Next day I felt a bit ill
I'd eaten more than my fill
Spent the day in the loo
I don't half feel blue

Next day I felt a bit ill
I’d eaten more than my fill
Spent the day in the loo