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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

FarNorth Tue 13-Oct-20 07:55:15

With a towel I hid her blushes
We were all having hot flushes
What was she thinking?
She hadn't been drinking

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Oct-20 09:47:17

With a towel I hid her blushes
We were all having hot flushes
What was she thinking?
She hadn't been drinking
I packed her off in galoshes.

Will she ever show her face again?

crazyH Tue 13-Oct-20 11:02:41

Will she ever show her face again?
The hussy, she will, come sun or rain

FarNorth Tue 13-Oct-20 16:53:02

Will she ever show her face again?
The hussy, she will, sun or rain
With no sign of shame

Juliet27 Tue 13-Oct-20 22:53:55

Will she ever show her face again?
The hussy, she will, sun or rain
With no sign of shame
To her it’s a game

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 14-Oct-20 09:42:55

Will she ever show her face again?
The hussy, she will, sun or rain
With no sign of shame
To her it's a game
Of our lives she is such a bane.

She went off to do cabaret

henetha Wed 14-Oct-20 10:15:28

She went off to do cabaret
Armed with six bottles of Cabernet

FarNorth Wed 14-Oct-20 14:12:52

She went off to do cabaret
Armed with six bottles of Cabernet
Now she struts her stuff

crazyH Wed 14-Oct-20 15:50:58

She went off to do cabaret
Armed with six bottles of Cabernet
Now she strusts her stuff
She does look quite rough

henetha Thu 15-Oct-20 09:42:55

She went off to do cabaret
Armed with six bottles of Cabernet
Now she strusts her stuff
She does look quite rough
So she's having a face lift next May.

She's saving hard to pay the bill

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 15-Oct-20 14:17:34

She's saving hard to pay the bill
As her face is over the hill

crazyH Thu 15-Oct-20 16:20:14

She's saving hard to pay the bill
As her face is over the hill
The surgeon, he said

FarNorth Thu 15-Oct-20 18:12:30

She's saving hard to pay the bill
As her face is over the hill
The surgeon, he said
You sure have street cred

crazyH Thu 15-Oct-20 19:06:44

She's saving hard to pay the bill
As her face is over the hill
The surgeon, he said
You sure have street cred
But your lines , I will have to fill.

You will want to flaunt your new look

Jangran99 Thu 15-Oct-20 19:45:30

You will want to flaunt your new look
Now your nose is no longer crook

crazyH Thu 15-Oct-20 21:16:26

You will want to flaunt your new look
Now your nose is no longer crook
Photos you must take

FarNorth Thu 15-Oct-20 23:29:59

You will want to flaunt your new look
Now your nose is no longer crook
Photos you must take
For new beauty's sake

crazyH Fri 16-Oct-20 00:06:36

You will want to flaunt your new look
Now your nose is no longer crook
Photos you must take
For new beauty's sake
A model agent, you must book

Soon your lean days will be over

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 16-Oct-20 09:48:40

Soon your lean days will be over
And you'll be living in clover

henetha Fri 16-Oct-20 10:22:45

Soon your lean days will be over
And you'll be living in clover
With clothes by Versace

Juliet27 Fri 16-Oct-20 10:58:43

Soon your lean days will be over
And you'll be living in clover
With clothes by Versace
No longer starchy

crazyH Fri 16-Oct-20 12:14:12

Soon your lean days will be over
And you'll be living in clover
With clothes by Versace
No longer starchy
To guard you, a bulldog called Rover

You'll fly first class to Bermuda

FarNorth Fri 16-Oct-20 13:38:51

You'll fly first class to Bermuda
And dine on poached barracuda

Jangran99 Fri 16-Oct-20 15:17:45

You'll fly first class to Bermuda
And dine on poached barracuda
You'll pose on the beach

May7 Fri 16-Oct-20 20:43:36

You'll fly first class to Bermuda
And dine on poached barracuda
You'll pose on the beach
With a bum like a peach

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