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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Jul-20 18:40:20

Next day I felt a bit ill
I’d eaten more than my fill

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MissTree Sun 05-Jul-20 18:34:42

Went out for a meal last night
Got dressed up - was pleased with the sight
Wore my little red dress
Dead sure to impress
Ate well came home felt alright.

Next day I felt a bit ill

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Squiffy Sun 05-Jul-20 18:01:37

Went out for a meal last night
Got dressed up - was pleased with the sight
Wore my little red dress
Dead sure to impress

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MissTree Sun 05-Jul-20 16:07:51

Went out for a meal last night
Got dressed up - was pleased with the sight
Wore my little red dress

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Jul-20 15:34:56

Went out for a meal last night
Got dressed up - was pleased with the sight

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MissTree Sun 05-Jul-20 15:07:12

A well dressed young lady from Chorley
Tripped over and is now feeling poorly,
She ruined her shoes
Mind you, I blame the booze
This rarely happens in Morley

Went out for a meal last night

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Bellanonna Sun 05-Jul-20 14:06:04

A well dressed young lady from Chorley
Tripped over and is now feeling poorly,
She ruined her shoes
Mind you, I blame the booze

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Jul-20 12:32:45

A well dressed young lady from Chorley
Tripped over and is now feeling poorly,
She ruined her shoes

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henetha Sun 05-Jul-20 10:39:54

Yes, sorry Jangran.... smile

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Jangran99 Sun 05-Jul-20 10:38:00

X posts henthawink

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Jangran99 Sun 05-Jul-20 10:35:13

Hope I haven’t made a pronunciation gaffe there Julietwink

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henetha Sun 05-Jul-20 10:32:52

A well dressed young lady from Chorley
Tripped over and is now feeling poorly,

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Jangran99 Sun 05-Jul-20 10:31:42

A well dressed young lady from Chorley
Travelled to Paris via Orly

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Juliet27 Sun 05-Jul-20 09:22:26

But first I must buy a bright yellow sou'wester
But I don’t think I’ll go shopping in Leicester
The germs are still rife
I value my life
In virus avoidance I'm an investor

A well dressed young lady from Chorley

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Jangran99 Sat 04-Jul-20 15:37:28

But first I must buy a bright yellow sou'wester
But I don’t think I’ll go shopping in Leicester
The germs are still rife
I value my life

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Squiffy Sat 04-Jul-20 14:48:41

But first I must buy a bright yellow sou'wester
But I don’t think I’ll go shopping in Leicester
The germs are still rife

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Juliet27 Sat 04-Jul-20 14:29:34

But first I must buy a bright yellow sou'wester
But I don’t think I’ll go shopping in Leicester

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 04-Jul-20 11:05:18

A muscular fisherman from Felixstowe
With his own boat all ready to go
Is just what I need
I'll follow his lead
Did I mention his first name is Joe?

But first I must buy a bright yellow sou'wester

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henetha Sat 04-Jul-20 10:21:01

A muscular fisherman from Felixstowe
With his own boat all ready to go
Is just what I need
I'll follow his lead

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Juliet27 Fri 03-Jul-20 19:28:40

missed your entry Bellanonna - added again

A muscular fisherman from Felixstowe
With his own boat all ready to go
Is just what I need

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Juliet27 Fri 03-Jul-20 19:25:23

correcting my spelling"...

A muscular fisherman from FeliXstowe
With his own boat all ready to go

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Bellanonna Fri 03-Jul-20 19:23:50

A muscular fisherman from Felistowe
With his own boat all ready to go
Is just what I need

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MissTree Fri 03-Jul-20 18:50:55

A muscular fisherman from Felistowe
With his own boat all ready to go

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Juliet27 Fri 03-Jul-20 17:05:06

With kitchen flooded and partner gone
I'm feeling rather put-upon
I need a large gin
Lift up my chin
I’m in need of a cheering liaison

A muscular fisherman from Felistowe

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Jangran99 Fri 03-Jul-20 11:02:55

With kitchen flooded and partner gone
I'm feeling rather put-upon
I need a large gin
Lift up my chin

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