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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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Hellogirl1 Sun 04-Oct-20 00:23:07

My Nana, she doesn`t go far
But I take her out in my car
She waves like a queen
With a smile so serene
Then sticks out her tongue at my pa!

He tells her that she`s being rude

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Bellanonna Sun 04-Oct-20 00:16:35

My Nana, she doesn't go far
But I take her out in my car
She waves like a queen
With a smile so serene

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Jangran99 Sun 04-Oct-20 00:12:58

My Nana, she doesn't go far
But I take her out in my car
She waves like a queen

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Juliet27 Sat 03-Oct-20 21:56:19

My Nana, she doesn't go far
But I take her out in my car

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crazyH Sat 03-Oct-20 20:08:50

I've ordered some flowers by post
Paid a fortune, I should not boast
They'll cheer up my gran
For she is a fan
And treat her to a nice pot roast.

My Nana, she doesn't go far

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May7 Sat 03-Oct-20 19:19:04

I've ordered some flowers by post
Paid a fortune, I should not boast
They'll cheer up my gran
For she is a fan

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FarNorth Sat 03-Oct-20 18:55:42

I've ordered some flowers by post
Paid a fortune, I should not boast
They'll cheer up my gran

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crazyH Sat 03-Oct-20 15:08:34

I've ordered some flowers by post
Paid a fortune, I should not boast

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May7 Sat 03-Oct-20 14:53:19

I woke up in the night with a start
I heard a loud bang, 'twas my heart
Pacemaker had broke
I hope I don’t croak!
From my loved ones I've no wish to part

I've ordered some flowers by post

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Juliet27 Sat 03-Oct-20 13:00:32

I woke up in the night with a start
I heard a loud bang, 'twas my heart
Pacemaker had broke
I hope I don’t croak!

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FarNorth Sat 03-Oct-20 12:32:25

I woke up in the night with a start
I heard a loud bang, 'twas my heart
Pacemaker had broke

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crazyH Sat 03-Oct-20 11:04:35

I woke up in the night with a start
I heard a loud bang, 'twas my heart

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henetha Sat 03-Oct-20 10:36:55

I've not won anything, ever
I’m just neither lucky nor clever
So I sit and grin
With never a win
And hold onto my lucky heather.

I woke up in the night with a start

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Juliet27 Sat 03-Oct-20 03:49:14

I've not won anything, ever
I’m just neither lucky nor clever
So I sit and grin
With never a win

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FarNorth Sat 03-Oct-20 01:59:40

I've not won anything, ever
I’m just neither lucky nor clever
So I sit and grin

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Bellanonna Fri 02-Oct-20 23:43:05

I've not won anything, ever
I’m just neither lucky nor clever

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crazyH Fri 02-Oct-20 21:00:47

I won £5 on the lotto
Wow! Don't spend it all in one go!
You may want to share
'Cos that would be fair
Promise I won't ask for more.

I've not won anything, ever

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Juliet27 Fri 02-Oct-20 20:40:13

I won £5 on the lotto
Wow! Don't spend it all in one go!
You may want to share
'Cos that would be fair

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Jangran99 Fri 02-Oct-20 18:39:16

I won £5 on the lotto
Wow! Don't spend it all in one go!
You may want to share

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Juliet27 Fri 02-Oct-20 12:02:46

I won £5 on the lotto
Wow! Don't spend it all in one go!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 02-Oct-20 11:58:23

But I'm happy up here in the West
Where I've made my own little nest
Garden, not too big
Worries, not a fig
Ah, these dreams are so oft' expressed.

I won £5 on the lotto

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henetha Fri 02-Oct-20 11:27:59

But I'm happy up here in the West
Where I've made my own little nest
Garden, not too big
Worries, not a fig

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crazyH Fri 02-Oct-20 09:39:17

But I'm happy up here in the West
Where I've made my own little nest
Garden, not too big

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Juliet27 Fri 02-Oct-20 05:44:47

But I'm happy up here in the West
Where I've made my own little nest

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Jangran99 Thu 01-Oct-20 20:45:41

There's a lovely cottage by the stream
That’s the kind of home of which I dream
Roses round the door
Not far from the shore
Sets me planning my chic colour scheme.

But I’m happy up here in the West

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