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Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

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MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 10:31:18

Some of the limericks on the Gransnet threads are really good and worthy of publication I think .
Some don’t keep to the rules. I know games are for enjoyment and it’s all about the taking part but I wondered if anyone else would feel like me ? Could we have a thread of limericks which stick to the 88558 syllable rules ?
I hope it’s not out of order to suggest this. What do gamesters think? AIBU ?

Bathsheba Fri 07-Aug-20 15:55:48

Dave said that we’d just have to push
I'm bursting to go in the bush
With my legs crossed tight
I felt quite alright
Till a thorn got stuck in my tush.

I hollered and jumped up and down

MissTree Fri 07-Aug-20 16:17:19

Dave said that we’d just have to push
I'm bursting to go in the bush
With my legs crossed tight
I felt quite alright
Then I got a thorn in my tush

Just then at the foot of the hill

MissTree Fri 07-Aug-20 16:17:47

Sorry !

MissTree Fri 07-Aug-20 16:19:46

I hollered and jumped up and down
Dave looked at me with a big frown

crazyH Fri 07-Aug-20 17:03:28

I hollered and jumped up and down
Dave looked at me with a big frown
He said, what the 'ec

MissTree Fri 07-Aug-20 17:23:10

I hollered and jumped up and down
Dave looked at me with a big frown
He said, what the 'ec
Don’t fall in the beck

Squiffy Fri 07-Aug-20 18:49:07

I hollered and jumped up and down
Dave looked at me with a big frown
He said, what the 'ec
Don’t fall in the beck
It would be a pity to drown.

I gave Dave a meaningful scowl

Jangran99 Fri 07-Aug-20 19:03:19

I gave Dave a meaningful scowl
" So what now? ",with clenched teeth I growl

MissTree Fri 07-Aug-20 21:02:18

I gave Dave a meaningful scowl
" So what now? ",with clenched teeth I growl
Hold out your hand

MissTree Fri 07-Aug-20 21:03:31

NOT AGAIN, I MUST LEARN TO COUNT

MissTree Fri 07-Aug-20 21:06:00

I gave Dave a meaningful scowl
" So what now? ",with clenched teeth I growl
Take hold of my hand

Bathsheba Fri 07-Aug-20 21:11:08

I gave Dave a meaningful scowl
" So what now? ",with clenched teeth I growl
Take hold of my hand
And try not to stand...

May7 Fri 07-Aug-20 22:05:49

I gave Dave a meaningful scowl
" So what now? ",with clenched teeth I growl
Take hold of my hand
And try not to stand...
On my toes he said with a scowl

May7 Fri 07-Aug-20 22:07:01

Oops
On my toes he said with a HOWL

May7 Fri 07-Aug-20 22:09:59

The city was lit up so bright

Elrel Sat 08-Aug-20 00:44:55

The city was lit up so bright
A jewel in the crown of the night

crazyH Sat 08-Aug-20 00:47:18

The city was lit up so bright
A jewel in the crown of the night
Nightclubs inviting

FarNorth Sat 08-Aug-20 01:31:47

The city was lit up so bright
A jewel in the crown of the night
Nightclubs inviting
It felt so exciting

Juliet27 Sat 08-Aug-20 05:32:59

The city was lit up so bright
A jewel in the crown of the night
Nightclubs inviting
It felt so exciting
But then there broke out a big fight

I’m not sure how it was started

Squiffy Sat 08-Aug-20 09:28:00

I’m not sure how it was started
But they just could not be parted

crazyH Sat 08-Aug-20 09:38:53

I’m not sure how it was started
But they just could not be parted
Police with truncheons

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 08-Aug-20 11:25:25

I'm not sure how it was started
But they just could not be parted
Police with truncheons
Down to the dungeons

henetha Sat 08-Aug-20 12:06:33

I'm not sure how it was started
But they just could not be parted
Police with truncheons
Down to the dungeons
But nothing could make them downhearted.

Her Granny flew over from Dublin

MissTree Sat 08-Aug-20 14:25:16

Henetha!
Message from the Limerick Police.

Would you like to come to my counting skool ? I am a star pupil because as I demonstrated yesterday I don’t keep to the rules 88558. It works so much better if we do ?

So pretty please would you count up your last 2 lines again ?

FarNorth Sat 08-Aug-20 14:32:12

Her Granny flew over from Dublin
With anger a-seethin' and bubblin'

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