Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

If I could be twenty again
Would I still do what I did then?
Stay up all night long
Ignore right and wrong
I wish I'd befriended more men

I went to a single sex school

I went to a single sex school
No boys were allowed that's the rule

I went to a single sex school
No boys were allowed that's the rule
I did date a few

I went to a single sex school
No boys were allowed that's the rule
I did date a few
I think the Head knew

I went to a single sex school
No boys were allowed that's the rule
I did date a few
I think the Head knew
I thought I was acting so cool.

My boyfriend Dave had a car
( names have been changed to protect the identity ....?)

Only 7 syllables, is that allowed??

How about:

My first boyfriend Dave had a car

Thanks all ! Hoist again !

I’m blushing now. Yellow card.
Think I was getting carried away ! Memories !

Bathsheba

My first boyfriend Dave had a car
Beside him I felt like a star

My first boyfriend Dave had a car
Beside him I felt like a star
We put the top down

My first boyfriend Dave had a car
Beside him I felt like a star
We put the top down
And raced out of town

My first boyfriend Dave had a car
Beside him I felt like a star
We put the top down
And raced out of town
Till we ran out of petrol, and tar.

So we were stuck out in the sticks

So we were stuck out in the sticks
So much for motoring for kicks

So we were stuck out in the sticks
So much for motoring for kicks
With no sign of help

So we were stuck out in the sticks
So much for motoring for kicks
With no sign of help
We began to yell

So we were stuck out in the sticks
So much for motoring for kicks
With no sign of help
We began to yell
“Help us get out of this fix”

Dave said that we’d just have to push

Oops. Done it again ! ?

So we were stuck out in the sticks
So much for motoring for kicks
With no sign of help
We began to yell
“Please help us get out of this fix

Dave said that we’d just have to push

Dave said that we’d just have to push
Hang on, I'm bursting to go in the bush

Dave said that we’d just have to push
But be careful of that thorn bush!

Oops sorry crazy, crossed posts! (But actually, you've got 10 syllables there )

Dave said that we’d just have to push
Hang on, I need to go in the bush

Dave said that we’d just have to push
I'm bursting to go in the bush
With my legs crossed tight

Dave said that we’d just have to push
I'm bursting to go in the bush
With my legs crossed tight
I felt quite alright