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Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

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MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 10:31:18

Some of the limericks on the Gransnet threads are really good and worthy of publication I think .
Some don’t keep to the rules. I know games are for enjoyment and it’s all about the taking part but I wondered if anyone else would feel like me ? Could we have a thread of limericks which stick to the 88558 syllable rules ?
I hope it’s not out of order to suggest this. What do gamesters think? AIBU ?

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 24-Aug-20 10:24:03

Or maybe try skiing in France
Risky sport but I'll take a chance

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Jangran99 Mon 24-Aug-20 15:54:23

Or maybe try skiing in France
My grandson looked at me askance

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Jangran99 Mon 24-Aug-20 15:59:23

Ooops, didn’t refresh ?

Or maybe try skiing in France
Risky sport but I'll take a chance
I’ll try the black run

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crazyH Mon 24-Aug-20 16:25:01

Or maybe try skiing in France
Risky sport but I'll take a chance
I’ll try the black run
Certainly great fun

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Jangran99 Mon 24-Aug-20 18:36:35

Or maybe try skiing in France
Risky sport but I'll take a chance
I’ll try the black run
Certainly great fun
My grandson is looking askance?

He says he'll wait to inherit

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FarNorth Mon 24-Aug-20 19:37:56

He says he'll wait to inherit
He thinks that I am a prize twit

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 24-Aug-20 19:46:15

He says he'll wait to inherit
He thinks that I am a prize twit
Better watch my back

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Jangran99 Mon 24-Aug-20 23:37:47

He says he'll wait to inherit
He thinks that I am a prize twit
Better watch my back
Better change my tack

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crazyH Tue 25-Aug-20 00:15:52

He says he'll wait to inherit
He thinks that I am a prize twit
Better watch my back
Better change my tack
He's going to be disappointed

I'll keep him on his toes till then

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FarNorth Tue 25-Aug-20 01:51:15

I'll keep him on his toes till then
He won't know what, who, where or when

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 25-Aug-20 02:24:33

I'll keep him on his toes till then
He won't know what, who, where or when
What a shock he'll get

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crazyH Tue 25-Aug-20 08:51:35

I'll keep him on his toes till then
He won't know what, who, where or when
What a shock he'll get
I'll leave all to my pet

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FarNorth Tue 25-Aug-20 10:42:25

I'll keep him on his toes till then
He won't know what, who, where or when
What a shock he'll get
I'll leave all to my pet
A charming young spaniel called Ben

I used to keep hamsters, of course

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Annum Tue 25-Aug-20 11:10:53

I used to keep hamsters, of coursE
Until they got squashed by my horse

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Juliet27 Tue 25-Aug-20 15:39:39

I used to keep hamsters, of course
Until they got squashed by my horse
But now I’ve been banned

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FarNorth Wed 26-Aug-20 03:47:28

I used to keep hamsters, of course
Until they got squashed by my horse
But now I’ve been banned
My forehead I've fanned

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 26-Aug-20 09:40:29

I used to keep hamsters of course
Until they got squashed by my horse
But now I am banned
My forehead I've fanned
And now I am full of remorse.

A crafty cat from Coventry

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henetha Wed 26-Aug-20 10:24:59

A crafty cat from Coventry
Learned how to use my front door key

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FarNorth Wed 26-Aug-20 11:26:50

A crafty cat from Coventry
Learned how to use my front door key
He'd bring in his mates

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crazyH Wed 26-Aug-20 11:46:48

A crafty cat from Coventry
Learned how to use my front door key
He'd bring in his mates
Through the locked gates

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Jangran99 Wed 26-Aug-20 14:03:21

A crafty cat from Coventry
Learned how to use my front door key
He'd bring in his mates
Straight through the locked gates
Then pinch what my cats had for tea

I’m moving to Holland-on - Sea

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 26-Aug-20 14:18:58

I’m moving to Holland-on - Sea
With my best friend if she'll agree

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Jangran99 Wed 26-Aug-20 14:24:02

I’m moving to Holland-on - Sea
With my best friend if she'll agree
She loves the Bingo

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crazyH Wed 26-Aug-20 17:33:34

I’m moving to Holland-on - Sea
With my best friend if she'll agree
She loves the Bingo
She'll learn the lingo

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FarNorth Wed 26-Aug-20 17:45:44

I’m moving to Holland-on - Sea
With my best friend if she'll agree
She loves the Bingo
She'll learn the lingo
And we'll drink a whisky, or three.

My friend is a total livewire

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