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Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

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MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 10:31:18

Some of the limericks on the Gransnet threads are really good and worthy of publication I think .
Some don’t keep to the rules. I know games are for enjoyment and it’s all about the taking part but I wondered if anyone else would feel like me ? Could we have a thread of limericks which stick to the 88558 syllable rules ?
I hope it’s not out of order to suggest this. What do gamesters think? AIBU ?

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Jangran99 Wed 26-Aug-20 18:21:01

My friend is a total livewire
At times her behaviour is dire

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crazyH Wed 26-Aug-20 18:24:10

My friend is a total livewire
Though she's built like a horse- Shire?

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Jangran99 Wed 26-Aug-20 18:56:53

X posts Crazy smile

My friend is a total livewire
At times her behaviour is dire

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crazyH Wed 26-Aug-20 21:02:40

smile
My friend is a total livewire
At times her behaviour is dire
She strips off to her bra

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 26-Aug-20 23:26:11

My friend is a total livewire
At times her behaviour is dire
She strips off to her bra
Exposing a scar

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 27-Aug-20 09:11:04

My friend is a total livewire
At times her behaviour is dire
She strips off to her bra
Exposing a scar
I swear it's true - I'm no liar.

She is built like a horse - Shire?

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henetha Thu 27-Aug-20 10:15:43

She is built like a horse - Shire?
And loves climbing up the church spire

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crazyH Thu 27-Aug-20 12:11:54

She is built like a horse - Shire?
And loves climbing up the church spire
She reaches the top

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 27-Aug-20 12:42:27

She is built like a horse - Shire?
And loves climbing up the church spire
She reaches the top
Then abseils non stop

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FarNorth Thu 27-Aug-20 14:54:33

She is built like a horse - a Shire?
And loves climbing up the church spire
She reaches the top
Then abseils non stop
And wishes she could go much higher.

In France we will have such a laugh

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crazyH Thu 27-Aug-20 15:45:22

In France we will have such a laugh
Buy berets and onions for a franc and a half

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Jangran99 Thu 27-Aug-20 22:34:58

Careful Crazy or MissTree will put you on the naughty stairgrinWhere is she anyway?

In France we will have such a laugh
Buy berets ,a franc and a half
But now it's euros

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crazyH Thu 27-Aug-20 23:52:43

?
In France we will have such a laugh
Buy berets ,a franc and a half
But now it's euros
Probably two fours

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Aug-20 02:46:57

In France we will have such a laugh
Buy berets ,a franc and a half
But now it's euros
Exchange ratios

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Annum Fri 28-Aug-20 08:50:17

In France we will have such a laugh
Buy berets, a franc and a half
But now it's euros...
Exchange ratios...
I think I’ll stay home by my hearth.

They say travel broadens the mind

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henetha Fri 28-Aug-20 11:31:12

They say travel broadens the mind
While sitting broadens the behind

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Gwenisgreat1 Fri 28-Aug-20 11:36:40

Best on a chair

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Aug-20 13:38:56

They say travel broadens the mind
While sitting broadens the behind
Best on a chair
Pretending you’re there

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FarNorth Fri 28-Aug-20 16:08:32

They say travel broadens the mind
While sitting broadens the behind
Best on a chair
Pretending you’re there
Watch travel programmes you can find

There once was a Gran with three chins

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Aug-20 18:06:26

There once was a Gran with three chins
Couldn’t tell where her neck begins

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52bright Sat 29-Aug-20 00:11:27

There once was a Gran with three chins
Couldn't tell where her neck begins
She was eating for three
And had cake for her tea

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Elrel Sat 29-Aug-20 00:32:06

There once was a Gran with three chins
Couldn't tell where her neck begins
She was eating for three
And had cake for her tea
Retrieved from patisserie bins

There was a young man from Rutland

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Bellanonna Sat 29-Aug-20 00:36:30

There once was a Gran with three chins
Couldn't tell where her neck begins
She was eating for three
And had cake for her tea
Which was followed by five or six gins

This gran used to gamble each day

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FarNorth Sat 29-Aug-20 00:40:02

There was a young man from Rutland
With longings to travel to Jutland

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Juliet27 Sat 29-Aug-20 04:21:48

There was a young man from Rutland
With longings to travel to Jutland
Over the North Sea

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