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Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

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MissTree Sun 02-Aug-20 10:31:18

Some of the limericks on the Gransnet threads are really good and worthy of publication I think .
Some don’t keep to the rules. I know games are for enjoyment and it’s all about the taking part but I wondered if anyone else would feel like me ? Could we have a thread of limericks which stick to the 88558 syllable rules ?
I hope it’s not out of order to suggest this. What do gamesters think? AIBU ?

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Bobbysgirl19 Tue 15-Sept-20 15:05:40

From now on I'm bending the rules
Just like some other old fools

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 15-Sept-20 15:09:54

From now on I'm bending the rules
Just like some other old fools
'Cos I've had enough

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crazyH Tue 15-Sept-20 15:31:35

From now on I'm bending the rules
I'm opening a sanctuary for mules

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Sept-20 19:21:38

From now on I'm bending the rules
Just like some other old fools
'Cos I've had enough
I’m off in a huff

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Bellanonna Tue 15-Sept-20 19:38:00

From now on I'm bending the rules
Just like some other old fools
'Cos I've had enough
I’m off in a huff
and I’m selling the family Jewels

If I raise enough money I’ll go

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Grany Tue 15-Sept-20 20:37:41

If I raise enough money I’ll go
So I'll say cheer cheer cheerio

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Sept-20 21:07:29

If I raise enough money I’ll go
So I'll say cheer cheer cheerio
Well if go you must

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Juliet27 Wed 16-Sept-20 07:35:05

If I raise enough money I’ll go
So I'll say cheer cheer cheerio
Well if go you must
I hope you adjust

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crazyH Wed 16-Sept-20 09:12:29

If I raise enough money I’ll go
So I'll say cheer cheer cheerio
Well if go you must
I hope you adjust
And find a friend named Mario

Just a companion he will be

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henetha Wed 16-Sept-20 09:40:51

Just a companion he will be
Nothing naughty with him and me

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FarNorth Wed 16-Sept-20 10:02:14

Just a companion he will be
Nothing naughty with him and me
We'll dance in the dew

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Squiffy Wed 16-Sept-20 12:40:36

Just a companion he will be
Nothing naughty with him and me
We'll dance in the dew
Perhaps ‘down a few’

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crazyH Wed 16-Sept-20 13:47:56

Just a companion he will be
Nothing naughty with him and me
We'll dance in the dew
Perhaps ‘down a few’
And walk on the prom by the sea.

Pray will these dreams of mine come true

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 16-Sept-20 14:19:59

Pray will these dreams of mine come true
I don't ask for much, just a few

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Elrel Thu 17-Sept-20 01:54:16

Pray will these dreams of mine come true
I don't ask for much, just a few
More years together

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henetha Thu 17-Sept-20 13:07:46

Pray will these dreams of mine come true
I don't ask for much, just a few
More years together
Storms we will weather

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Jangran99 Thu 17-Sept-20 23:07:00

Pray will these dreams of mine come true
I don't ask for much, just a few
More years together
Storms we will weather
And this pandemic to come through

I’m feeling quite cheerful today

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FarNorth Fri 18-Sept-20 00:56:32

I’m feeling quite cheerful today
With grin that is big, come what may

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crazyH Fri 18-Sept-20 08:13:14

I'm feeling quite cheerful today
With grin that is big, come what may
I'm passing it on

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henetha Fri 18-Sept-20 09:35:46

I'm feeling quite cheerful today
With grin that is big, come what may
I'm passing it on
Before it has gone

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 18-Sept-20 10:10:36

I'm feeling quite cheerful today
With grin that is big, come what may
I'm passing it on
Before it has gone
As I've just seen a large tea tray.

The tea tray was laden with cakes

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FarNorth Fri 18-Sept-20 16:27:37

The tea tray was laden with cakes
Iced buns, Battenburg and tray bakes

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Jangran99 Fri 18-Sept-20 16:51:16

The tea tray was laden with cakes
Iced buns, Battenburg and tray bakes
I'm spoiled for choice

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crazyH Fri 18-Sept-20 19:24:11

The tea tray was laden with cakes
Iced buns, Battenburg and tray bakes
I'm spoiled for choice
I'll take one for the boys

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henetha Sat 19-Sept-20 13:11:13

The tea tray was laden with cakes
Iced buns, Battenburg and tray bakes
I'm spoiled for choice
I'll take one for the boys
The rest are for me, - tummy aches!

I'm going to be fat as a house

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