Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

A rabbit went walking one day
And met a young doe on the way
"Not seen you before"
Let's walk on some more

A rabbit went walking one day
And met a young doe on the way
"Not seen you before,
I’d like to see more.”

A rabbit went walking one day
And met a young doe on the way
"Not seen you before"
Let's walk on some more
And then we can roll in the hay!

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe

Sorry Grany x posts

A rabbit went walking one day
And met a young doe on the way
"Not seen you before"
Let's walk on some more
There's something that I'd like to say.

Would you like to go on a date

On dear, not my night

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe

A rabbit went walking one day
And met a young doe on the way
"Not seen you before"
Let's walk on some more,
On the hill there's a bale of hay

Beware of the farmer and his shotgun

Sorry Crazy . You have done 10 syllables. Should fit 88558 .
Naughty step !

Poor Jangran ?let’s do yours.....

Would you like to go on a date ?

We have to go to back Squiffy's line

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe

Would you like to go on a date ?
Not likely!! you are always late

Can we do Squiffy’s after this . I like it ?

Would you like to go on a date ?
Not likely!! you are always late
I’ll be on time

Oops.
I will be on time ! ?

Would you like to go on a date ?
Not likely!! you are always late
I will be on time
I’ll bet you a dime

Would you like to go on a date ?
Not likely!! you are always late
I will be on time
I’ll bet you a dime
Or maybe just date your best mate

We have to go to back Squiffy's line

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe
My mother said I must not go

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe
My mother said I must not go.
The warning she gave...

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe
My mother said I must not go.
The warning she gave...
When I dated Dave

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe
My mother said I must not go.
The warning she gave...
My virtue to save

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe
My mother said I must not go.
The warning she gave...
When I dated Dave
Left me very much in the know.

Said he - I’m not that sort of buck

Oh sir, I’m not that sort of doe
My mother said I must not go.
The warning she gave...
When I dated Dave
Is something all good girls should know.

Be careful when men are too smooth

Perhaps change "smooth"

Be careful when men are too keen

Be careful when men are too keen
They’re not always just what they seem