Limericks with very strict rules ..... 88558

Said he - I’m not that sort of buck
Whose only goal is a quick f***

Oops - is that why you all ignored Juliet27?!!

We’re too keen on this new game and all adding at the same time.

It's all too complicated

Said he - I’m not that sort of buck
Whose only goal is a quick f***blush
I'd like you to know

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Yes. This is the very refined limericks thread. ?
Annum. You could start a naughty limericks thread ? I’ll start you off .
Rumpy Pumpy sat on a wall
Only joking ??‍♀️

Said he - I’m not that sort of buck
Whose only goal is a quick f***blush
I'd like you to know
Lim(e)ricks should flow

So ..........
Said he - I’m not that sort of buck
Whose only goal is a quick f*
I'd like you to know

I give up

Said he - I’m not that sort of buck
Whose only goal is a quick f***blush
I'd like you to know
Lim(e)ricks should flow
And mustn’t end in muck !

I think it is time for a sleep
These lim(e)ricks are making me weep
Praps after a nap
Our brains will come back
And we won’t have to use the bleep

(Thank you for going back to my line! ? We’re a keen lot, aren’t we?! ?)

Well, as MissTree has gone to sleep shall I start the
next one?

There was an old man from Featherstonhaugh

Thank you for making me laugh several times today, Jangran, even if you didn’t mean to!
We are a keen bunch, aren’t we?

We certainly are Annum, it's all good fun.
Tip........A bit of research needed for this one!

There was an old man from Featherstonhaugh

There was an old man from Featherstonhaugh
Who rode in an old coach and four

There was an old man from Featherstonhaugh
Who rode in an old coach and four
Two horses went lame

here was an old man from Featherstonhaugh
Who rode in an old coach and four
Two horses went lame
And I got the blame

Morning all . Thinking cap on ?

here was an old man from Featherstonhaugh
Who rode in an old coach and four
Two horses went lame
And I got the blame
For driving them hard on the moor .

We’d gone down the lane to Cholmondeley

We’d gone down the lane to Cholmondeley
With a lass who was quite comely

We’d gone down the lane to Cholmondeley
With a lass who was quite comely
She was crimped and coiffed

We’d gone down the lane to Cholmondeley
With a lass who was quite comely
She was crimped and coiffed
Dressed just in her shift

Gosh - I didn't realise there were such difficult places (names) in England... wait till I start with the Welsh names ?

You do not disappoint, Bathsheba ?

We’d gone down the lane to Cholmondeley
With a lass who was quite comely
She was crimped and coiffed
Dressed just in her shift
The coachman reacted dumbly

He was an old boy from Frome

Go for it, Crazy but we might need some help ???

He was an old boy from Frome
Who'd spent his whole life in one room

He was an old boy from Frome
Who'd spent his whole life in one room
He looked on a map