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VERSATILE VERSE 3

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crazyH Sat 19-Sept-20 11:09:04

Washed down with cup of builder's tea
An IPad and Games - that'll do me

What's better than relaxing in the sun

crazyH Wed 17-Mar-21 20:10:16

Of course there'll always be one who disputes this
It could be that awfully awful Geography Miss...

I can’t tell North from South or East from West

BrightandBreezy Wed 17-Mar-21 18:46:07

I'm actually very sweet and kind
Most people agree ... I think you'll find

Of course there'll always be one who disputes this

mrswoo Wed 17-Mar-21 18:12:13

My mother used to call me a"lazy lump"
It made me so angry it gave me the hump

I'm actually very sweet and kind

crazyH Wed 17-Mar-21 17:27:09

Enough of that subject! The weather is fine.
But I’ve done nothing since I woke at 9

My mother used to call me a “lazy lump”

Mollygo Wed 17-Mar-21 16:34:25

Do I have enough ‘rolls’ to last me though this.
You probably do, but sit down, or you’ll miss!

Enough of that subject! The weather is fine.

crazyH Wed 17-Mar-21 12:21:43

I'll probably feel sick which really serves me right
I’ll be to and fro to the loo all night

Do I have enough ‘rolls’ to last me through this

henetha Wed 17-Mar-21 11:34:26

But the kids will be home, don’t want to share
I'm very greedy so there's none to spare.

I'll probably feel sick which really serves me right

crazyH Wed 17-Mar-21 10:56:29

But the kids will be home, don’t want to share

crazyH Wed 17-Mar-21 10:53:22

I just got a parcel, from Cornish Cream Teas!
Can’t wait to open it, shall I do so at 3?

Mollygo Wed 17-Mar-21 10:10:51

I think they must all want to hide from the press
But being famous, they’ll just have to suffer, I guess!

I just got a parcel, from Cornish Cream Teas!

BrightandBreezy Wed 17-Mar-21 01:16:09

I don't like being photo'd so how do they cope?
will all the rows stop ... is there any hope?

I think they all must want to hide from the press

Mollygo Tue 16-Mar-21 19:40:24

How do they keep their stiff upper lip
Or resist sarky comments? A virtual zip?

I don’t like being photo’d so how do they cope?

crazyH Tue 16-Mar-21 19:36:01

but I'm lucky I don't have as many problems as the Queen
If I had I wouldn’t look so serene

How do they keep their stiff upper lip?

BrightandBreezy Tue 16-Mar-21 17:13:58

But my favourite is when it's set to Bubbles
The bubbles make me smile and forget all my troubles

but I'm lucky I don't have as many problems as the Queen

Pantglas2 Tue 16-Mar-21 11:43:27

I've ordered a new bath and a lovely power shower
On the Needle setting you should see me cower

But my favourite is when it’s set to Bubbles

henetha Tue 16-Mar-21 10:23:03

I typed her name in Google and got fruit and bathroom fittings
There was so much stuff for sale I needed several sittings.

I've ordered a new bath and a lovely power shower

Mollygo Tue 16-Mar-21 08:33:05

Now she is very sweet and such a pretty colour
She makes other story heroines look definitely duller.

I typed her name in Google and got fruit and bathroom fittings

threexnanny Mon 15-Mar-21 21:28:10

I'll keep mum, I'm not so dumb
Let's read instead about Victoria Plum

Now she is very sweet and such a pretty colour

BrightandBreezy Mon 15-Mar-21 21:21:20

For her 'Red Riding-hood' involved some nudity
I hesitate to tell you as it involves some crudity

I'll keep mum, I'm not so dumb grin

Mollygo Mon 15-Mar-21 14:52:09

Neighbour Lorna Loon, now that’s another story
She did some peculiar things whilst telling me a story.

For her ‘Red Riding-hood’ involved some nudity!?

crazyH Mon 15-Mar-21 12:10:44

There’s really no end to our insanity
But it never ever leads to depravity

Neighbour Lorna Loon, now that’s another story

Pantglas2 Mon 15-Mar-21 11:56:28

If I get wet and sing operatic tunes
They’ll think hubby and I are a pair of loons

There’s really no end to our insanity

henetha Mon 15-Mar-21 11:29:46

It gets cold and and wet and rainy
And the neighbours think I'm too zany

If I get wet and sing operatic tunes

crazyH Mon 15-Mar-21 08:52:36

Though some fizz in the garden on a sunny day is great
It perks up the mood, but you can’t stay out late

It gets cold and and wet and rainy

BrightandBreezy Mon 15-Mar-21 01:05:41

All perfect when slumped on the sofa alone
and better than too much gin, mustn't lower the tone.

Though some fizz in the garden on a sunny day is great