VERSATILE VERSE 3

I won't listen, I'll get on my Segway and leave
Fast and furious, in and out of traffic I'll weave

I hope I don't scare everyone in my way

I hope I don't scare everyone in my way
But I love speed - it makes my day

With the sun on my face and wind in my hair

With the sun on my face and wind in my hair
I feel young again and there's nothing I won't dare

I'll even consider a trip going solo

I'll even consider a trip going solo
Or best of all join in a great game of polo

Whatever’s on offer, I’ll give it a go

Whatever's on offer, I'll give it a go
Please allow for my start which may be slow

Once I get the hang of it I'll be quicker off the mark

Once I get the hang of it I'll be quicker off the mark
and may even venture out in the dark

who knows where I'll venture when Covid is over

who knows where I'll venture when Covid is over
I will make for the coast and a ferry from Dover

When over the Chanel I will wander abroad

When over the Chanel I will wander abroad
Wherever I fancy until I get bored

I’ll aim to see everything I’ve wanted to see

I'll aim to see everything I've wanted to see
But I know I will miss a nice cup of tea

There's nothing so comforting as a delicious brew

There’s nothing so comforting as a delicious brew
And a lovely biscuit on which to chew

It’s very nice to bake a cake

lt's very nice to bake a cake
but I'm no good at that, need to find something else to make

Perhaps I'll try my hand at making a dress

Perhaps I'll try my hand at making a dress
In a beautiful velvet that's nice to caress

But that could be quite hard if the pile won't lie flat

But that could be quite hard if the pile won't lie flat
Its quite a difficult problem to combat

So better make sure that my scissors are sharp