VERSATILE VERSE 3

let’s make a new start

Is BBC worth the licence fee?

Is the BBC worth the licence fee?
I don't know, you might think differently to me

One things certain, with Netflix we have plenty of choice

Timbuktu would be a good start
As long as no need to stay apart

We can have big parties full of laughter and cheer
That's if we buy enough wine and plenty of beer

But we cannot send out the invites just yet

One things certain, with Netflix we have plenty of choice
I look at what’s on and I rejoice

They say variety is the spice of life

They say variety is the spice of life
Very true, I'm with my ninth wife.

And I might even get married again

And I might even get married again
Without the bridesmaids and over long train

Registry office - short, sweet and simple

Registry office - short, sweet and simple
Have to get rid of that large, red pimple

My groom will refuse to kiss me, I know

My groom will refuse to kiss me, I know
He'll make an excuse, too cold in the snow

So maybe a winter wedding isn't for me

So maybe a winter wedding isn't for me
I'll wait till the spring, for blooms like sweet pea

I'm allergic to daffs so I'll stay away from them

I'm allergic to daffs so I'll stay away from them
But I hope he gives me a sparkling gem,

I'll flash it around so then they'll know

I'll flash it around so then they'll know
it's all for real and I'm aglow

We'll invite all our friends and celebrate in style

We’ll invite all our friends and celebrate in style
Then into the stretch limo we’ll pile

To the nearest nightclub for cocktails and a boogie

To the nearest nightclub for cocktails and a boogie
Where I'll tear up the dance floor with my man, Doogie

It's ages since I was last out on the town

It's ages since I was last out on the town
Sans friends, sans fun, always with a frown

I need something to brighten my life

I need something to brighten my life
It's all gloom and doom, trouble and strife.

How about a knees up, out in the park?

How about a knees up, out in the park?
I don't want a knees up, can't you see it's dark?

We could go to the Pub' though, as long as we both eat

How about a knees up, out in the park?
I’m all for it but wait till it’s dark

I’m not dainty and flexible you see

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We could go to the Pub' though, as long as we both eat

We could go to the pub though, as long as we both eat
And keep well away from someone else's seat

Soon we will get an extra hour for drinking up!

Soon we will get an extra hour for drinking up!
Round the table we'll drink and sup

There'll be lots of news to catch up with

There'll be lots of news to catch up with
Not just gossip or urban myth

But fabulous to be out again

But fabulous to be out again
As long as the heavens don't open again.

Lunching out with friends, is my plan

Lunching out with friends, is my plan
Along with cousins, brothers and all of the clan

I can't wait to go to the cinema again

I can't wait to go to the cinema again
The sound might cause my ears to pain

A re-run of The Sound of Music, would be nice

A re-run of The Sound of Music, would be nice,
I'd love that, would sit through it twice.

And then I'd like to see the new James Bond