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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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Hellogirl1 Thu 19-Nov-20 22:27:02

I save more cash since not going out
Hub`s happy, no reason to pout
He`s put the cash in a pot

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Grandmafrench Thu 19-Nov-20 22:50:52

I save more cash since not going out
Hub's happy, no reason to pout
He's put cash in a pot
But I know the spot

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 20-Nov-20 10:09:19

I save more cash since not going out
Hub's happy, no reason to pout
He's put cash in a pot
But I know the spot
So I'll nick the odd note, no doubt.

I'll blame it on that little mouse

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Juliet27 Fri 20-Nov-20 11:47:40

I'll blame it on that little mouse
Who sees goings on in the house

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crazyH Fri 20-Nov-20 11:57:21

I blame it on that little mouse
Who sees goings on in the house
He scurries away

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Jangran99 Fri 20-Nov-20 21:56:54

I blame it on that little mouse
Who sees goings on in the house
He scurries away
Escapes the affray

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Grandmafrench Fri 20-Nov-20 22:33:03

I blame it on that little mouse
Who sees going on in the house
He scurries away
Escapes the affray
And hides behind his bigger spouse

Tomorrow I shall prove to be

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Hellogirl1 Fri 20-Nov-20 23:44:17

Tomorrow I shall prove to be
The expert in the family

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Nov-20 12:16:49

Tomorrow I shall prove to be
The expert in the family
At what am I best?

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henetha Sun 22-Nov-20 11:26:08

Tomorrow I shall prove to be
The expert in the family
At what am I best?
I can knit a vest

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 23-Nov-20 12:34:39

Tomorrow I shall prove to be
The expert in the family
At what am I best?
I can knit a vest
And I'm good at making the tea.

There's a great cake shop in my town

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Nov-20 14:42:23

There's a great cake shop in my town Whose delights I never turn down

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Nov-20 14:43:24

Oops?
There's a great cake shop in my town Whose delights I never turn down

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Juliet27 Mon 23-Nov-20 18:16:09

There's a great cake shop in my town
Whose delights I never turn down
Rum baba for me

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Nov-20 18:58:51

There's a great cake shop in my town
Whose delights I never turn down
Rum baba for me
For afternoon tea

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crazyH Mon 23-Nov-20 23:06:17

There's a great cake shop in my town
Whose delights I never turn down
Rum baba for me
For afternoon tea
Something at which, I wouldn't frown

I'll get myself french fancies too

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Nov-20 23:22:01

I'll get myself french fancies too
Lemon drizzle without more ado

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Hellogirl1 Mon 23-Nov-20 23:59:57

I`ll get myself French fancies too
Lemon drizzle without more ado
A Victoria sponge

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Elrel Tue 24-Nov-20 00:59:07

I`ll get myself French fancies too
Lemon drizzle without more ado
A Victoria sponge
Into whipped cream I’ll plunge

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Juliet27 Tue 24-Nov-20 08:09:31

I'll get myself French fancies too
Lemon drizzle without more ado
A Victoria sponge
Into whipped cream I’ll plunge
Then after all this up I threw!

I must learn not to be greedy

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Jangran99 Tue 24-Nov-20 08:58:48

I must learn not to be greedy
Or the weight gain will be speedy

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henetha Tue 24-Nov-20 10:37:54

I must learn not to be greedy
Or the weight gain will be speedy
Don't wanna be fat

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Hellogirl1 Tue 24-Nov-20 23:57:00

I must learn not to be greedy
Or the weight gain will be speedy
Don`t wanna be fat
Had enough of all that

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Jangran99 Wed 25-Nov-20 00:35:41

I must learn not to be greedy
Or the weight gain will be speedy
Don`t wanna be fat
Had enough of all that
I aim to be tall and reedy

I won’t put so much on my plate

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Juliet27 Wed 25-Nov-20 07:48:14

I won’t put so much on my plate
I'll eat at a much slower rate

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