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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

travelsafar Wed 25-Nov-20 07:57:06

I won’t put so much on my plate
I'll eat at a much slower rate
But i fear, being large is my fate

travelsafar Wed 25-Nov-20 07:57:34

oops sorry didnt go to the last entry!!!

Jangran99 Wed 25-Nov-20 09:54:19

I won’t put so much on my plate
I'll eat at a much slower rate
I’ll banish the carbs

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 25-Nov-20 12:18:53

I won't put so much on my plate
I'll eat at a much slower rate
Then I'm off to 'Marbs'

Jangran99 Wed 25-Nov-20 22:40:06

I won't put so much on my plate
I'll eat at a much slower rate
I’ll banish the carbs
Then I'm off to 'Marbs'
We’re going on a dinner date

I’m dreading the dentist today

Hellogirl1 Wed 25-Nov-20 23:47:48

I`m dreading the dentist today
I know what he`s going to say

FarNorth Thu 26-Nov-20 00:10:35

I`m dreading the dentist today
I know what he`s going to say
'They must all come out'

crazyH Thu 26-Nov-20 00:21:51

I`m dreading the dentist today
I know what he`s going to say
'They must all come out'
Or fix them with grout

Juliet27 Thu 26-Nov-20 00:28:02

I`m dreading the dentist today
I know what he`s going to say
'They must all come out'
Or fix them with grout
And there'll be a fortune to pay

Billy No Mates from Coventry

henetha Thu 26-Nov-20 10:06:33

Billy No Mates from Coventry
Felt sad so decided to flee

crazyH Thu 26-Nov-20 10:07:05

Billy No Mates from Coventry
Sat pouting under an oak tree

FarNorth Thu 26-Nov-20 11:57:03

Billy No Mates from Coventry
Felt sad so decided to flee
He packed a small bag

Juliet27 Thu 26-Nov-20 15:09:53

Billy No Mates from Coventry
Felt sad so decided to flee
He packed a small bag
Fired up his old jag

Jangran99 Thu 26-Nov-20 17:07:16

Billy No Mates from Coventry
Felt sad so decided to flee
He packed a small bag
Fired up his old jag
Now he’s living in Daventry

He’s hoping to meet a nice girl

FarNorth Thu 26-Nov-20 17:48:17

He’s hoping to meet a nice girl
And have a sweet, romantic whirl

crazyH Thu 26-Nov-20 19:02:48

He’s hoping to meet a nice girl
And have a sweet, romantic whirl
He'll whisk her away

Hellogirl1 Thu 26-Nov-20 21:14:40

He`s hoping to meet a nice girl
And have a sweet , romantic whirl
He`ll whisk her away
For a year and a day

henetha Fri 27-Nov-20 10:46:47

He`s hoping to meet a nice girl
And have a sweet , romantic whirl
He`ll whisk her away
For a year and a day
And they'll have twins called Sam and Shirl.

After lockdown they'll tie the knot

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 27-Nov-20 12:21:23

After lockdown they'll tie the knot
Then drive to an idyllic spot

FarNorth Fri 27-Nov-20 12:35:37

After lockdown they'll tie the knot
Then drive to an idyllic spot
With champagne and chocs

Hellogirl1 Fri 27-Nov-20 20:25:19

After lockdown they`ll tie the knot
Then drive to an idyllic spot
With champagne and chocs
They`ll make sure the earth rocks

Grandmafrench Fri 27-Nov-20 23:07:59

After lockdown they'll tie the knot
Then drive to an idyllic spot
With champagne and chops
They'll make sure the earth rocks
Before searching around for his socks!

Grandmafrench Fri 27-Nov-20 23:10:14

I once found myself stuck in the shed

crazyH Sat 28-Nov-20 00:02:33

I once found myself stuck in the shed
He locked me and went off to bed

FarNorth Sat 28-Nov-20 11:03:55

I once found myself stuck in the shed
He locked me and went off to bed
It sure was chilly

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