Limericks 14

recounted

I now wish I’d used Black Friday

I now wish I’d used Black Friday
So a discount would come my way

I now wish I’d used Black Friday
So a discount would come my way
But no, I forgot

I now wish I'd used Black Friday
So a discount would come my way
And oh heck, damn and rot

I now wish I'd used Black Friday
So a discount would come my way
And oh heck, damn and rot
I can’t buy that yacht

I now wish I'd used Black Friday
So a discount would come my way
And oh heck, damn and rot
I can’t buy that yacht
So my rowing boat will have to stay.

I'm hoping to cross the Atlantic

I'm hoping to cross the Atlantic
My rowing technique is quite frantic

I`m hoping to cross the Atlantic
My rowing technique is quite frantic
I use one oar at a time

I`m hoping to cross the Atlantic
My rowing technique is quite frantic
One oar at a time
It feels such a climb

I`m hoping to cross the Atlantic
My rowing technique is quite frantic
One oar at a time
It feels such a climb
I'll stay home and practice tantric.

Breathe in slowly, hold, then breathe out

Breathe in slowly, hold, then breathe out
Is that what tantric's all about?

Breathe in slowly, hold, then breathe out
Is that what tantric's all about?
I feel there’s some more ?

Breathe in slowly, hold, then breathe out
Is that what tantric`s all about?
I feel there`s some more
But it`s such a bore

Breathe in slowly, hold, then breathe out
Is that what tantric`s all about?
I feel there`s some more
But it`s such a bore
I'd far rather have a good shout

I once had a dog called Ping-pong

I once had a dog called Ping-pong
Who inspired me to write song

I once had a dog called Ping-pong
Who inspired me to write song
About table-tennis

I once had a dog called Ping-pong
Who inspired me to write song
About table-tennis
As played in Venice

I once had a dog called Ping-pong
Who inspired me to write a song
About table-tennis
As played in Venice
I admit it didn’t take long

I always fancied wing walking

I always fancied wing walking
And doing it whilst I was talking

I always fancied wing walking
And doing it whilst I was talking
On outside broadcast

I always fancied wing walking
And doing it whilst I was talking
On outside broadcast
But then the forecast

I always fancied wing walking
And doing it whilst I was talking
On outside broadcast
But then the forecast
Allowed me freedom from balking

Must be wonderful to hang glide

Must be wonderful to hang glide
But I need an expert by my side

Must be wonderful to hang glide
But I need an expert by my side
He must know his stuff

Must be wonderful to hang glide
But I need an expert by my side
He must know his stuff
Not go off in a huff