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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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henetha Wed 09-Dec-20 11:07:16

Must be wonderful to hang glide
But I need an expert by my side
He must know his stuff
Not go off in a huff
He'd be sorry if I fell and died.

I've always wanted to learn to ski

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 09-Dec-20 11:28:37

I've always wanted to learn to ski
And to whizz down a mountain with glee

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Juliet27 Thu 10-Dec-20 02:33:02

I've always wanted to learn to ski
And to whizz down a mountain with glee
I’d buy the right gear

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henetha Thu 10-Dec-20 10:50:00

I've always wanted to learn to ski
And to whizz down a mountain with glee
I’d buy the right gear
And hear people cheer

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Jangran99 Thu 10-Dec-20 12:47:18

I've always wanted to learn to ski
And to whizz down a mountain with glee
I’d buy the right gear
And hear people cheer
As I skim down the slopes carefree

But I don’t live near any hills

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Hellogirl1 Fri 11-Dec-20 00:20:28

But I don`t live near any hills
So won`t be taking many spills

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henetha Fri 11-Dec-20 10:11:32

But I don`t live near any hills
So won`t be taking many spills,
Ice skating instead

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Dec-20 12:23:30

But I don't live near any hills
So won't be taking many spills
Ice skating instead
Whoops, I fell on my head

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Juliet27 Fri 11-Dec-20 15:22:42

But I don't live near any hills
So won't be taking many spills
Ice skating instead
Whoops, I fell on my head
I must find a new source of thrills

Maybe I should try wild swimming

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Hellogirl1 Fri 11-Dec-20 23:45:57

Maybe I should try wild swimming
As over the water I`m skimming

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 12-Dec-20 11:30:00

Maybe I should try wild swimming
As over the water I'm skimming
But by 'eck it's cold

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henetha Sat 12-Dec-20 12:29:50

Maybe I should try wild swimming
As over the water I'm skimming
But by 'eck it's cold
I'm not feeling bold

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Juliet27 Sat 12-Dec-20 17:23:56

Maybe I should try wild swimming
As over the water I'm skimming
But by 'eck it's cold
I'm not feeling bold
With bravery I’m not brimming

Maybe knitting is more my style

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FarNorth Sat 12-Dec-20 20:40:51

Maybe knitting is more my style
Sitting cosy with happy, big smile

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Grany Sat 12-Dec-20 20:53:01

Maybe knitting is more my style
Sitting cosy with happy, big smile
So knit one purl one

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Jangran99 Sat 12-Dec-20 23:25:59

Maybe knitting is more my style
Sitting cosy with happy, big smile
So knit one purl one
That’s how it’s begun

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Elrel Sat 12-Dec-20 23:36:43

Maybe knitting is more my style
Sitting cosy with happy, big smile
So knit one purl one
That’s how it’s begun
Something useful appears in a while

Many people like to try crafting

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Hellogirl1 Sun 13-Dec-20 00:33:43

Many people like to try crafting
I`d rather go white water rafting

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Juliet27 Sun 13-Dec-20 11:20:46

Many people like to try crafting
I`d rather go white water rafting
Don’t mind a soaking

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Jangran99 Sun 13-Dec-20 20:51:20

Many people like to try crafting
I`d rather go white water rafting
Don’t mind a soaking
Spluttering and choking

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henetha Mon 14-Dec-20 09:52:44

Many people like to try crafting
I`d rather go white water rafting
Don’t mind a soaking
Spluttering and choking
But my resignation I'm drafting
.
I really just want to play chess

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 14-Dec-20 12:44:46

I really just want to play chess
But concentration, I confess

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Hellogirl1 Mon 14-Dec-20 22:43:16

I really just want to play chess
But concentration, I confess
Leaves me high and dry

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Patsy70 Mon 14-Dec-20 22:47:54

Leaves me high and dry
But, wanting to fly high

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Jangran99 Mon 14-Dec-20 23:51:32

I really just want to play chess
But concentration, I confess
Leaves me high and dry
Wanting to fly high
So the rules I often transgress

My opponents tut and grumble

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