Limericks 14

A young photographer called Charlie
Went to work every day on a Harley
He broke the speed limit
Attempting to mimic
A brilliant driver called Farley.

Next week I will learn to play chess

Next week I will learn to play chess
And the week after that make a dress

Next week I will learn to play chess
And the week after that make a dress
Although full of plans

Next week I will learn to play chess
And the week after that make a dress
Although full of plans
To amaze my fans

Next week I will learn to play chess
And the week after that make a dress
Although full of plans
To amaze my fans
I won’t get started I confess

This lockdown has me seizing up

This lockdown has me seizing up
Perhaps I will buy me a pup

This lockdown has.me seizing up
Perhaps I will buy me a pup
Or maybe even a tropical fish

This lockdown has.me seizing up
Perhaps I will buy me a pup
Or maybe even a tropical fish
(in an aquarium, not on a dish)

Please, - Limericks are 88558 syllables.

This lockdown has.me seizing up
Perhaps I will buy me a pup
Or maybe tropical fish
And not on a dish
Not even in a great big cup.

I've always wanted a lizard

I've always wanted a lizard
A pet that would be so wizard

I've always wanted a lizard
But instead I found a wizard

I've always wanted a lizard
But instead I found a wizard
My pals were impressed

I've always wanted a lizard
But instead I found a wizard
My pals were impressed
When my magic guest

I've always wanted a lizard
But instead I found a wizard
My pals were impressed
When my magic guest
Created a storm ‘n blizzard

My guests were in awe, so impressed

My guests were in awe, so impressed
When I served a lobster all dressed

My guests were in awe, so impressed
When I served a lobster all dressed
Up in dinner suit

My guests were in awe, so impressed
When I served a lobster all dressed
Up in dinner suit
With bow tie to boot

My guests were in awe, so impressed
When I served a lobster all dressed
Up in dinner suit
With bow tie to boot
Having saved that outfit for best

Entertaining’s now in the past

Entertaining’s now in the past
But hopefully this won’t last

Entertaining’s now in the past
But hopefully this won’t last
We'll party quite soon

Entertaining's now in the past
But hopefully this won't last
We'll party quite soon
With friends, what a boon

Entertaining's now in the past
But hopefully this won't last
We'll party quite soon
With friends, what a boon
And an end to feeling downcast.

My first resolution is burst

My first resolution is burst
Sadly for gin I had a thirst

My first resolution is burst
Sadly for gin I had a thirst
One led to another

My first resolution is burst
Sadly for gin I had a thirst
One led to another
Ruins a mother!