Limericks 14

How I wish I'd got my hair cut
I look like a long hairy mutt
It gets all matted
Better if plaited
And of jokes I'm lately the butt.

Wield the scissors and hope for the best

Wield the scissors and hope for the best
There is a saying ‘try and test’

Wield the scissors and hope for the best
There is a saying ‘try and test’
And if you succeed

Wield the scissors and hope for the best
There is a saying ‘try and test’
And if you succeed
In doing the deed

Wield the scissors and hope for the best
There is a saying "try and test"
And if you succeed
In doing the deed
You won`t be the topic of jest

My hair has reverted to grey

My hair has reverted to grey
Though easier I have to say

My hair has reverted to grey
I was quite dark, just yesterday

My hair has reverted to grey
Though easier I have to say
No fiddling with dye

My hair has reverted to grey
Though easier I have to say
No fiddling with dye
I shan't even try

My hair has reverted to grey
Though easier I have to say
No fiddling with dye
I shan't even try
I'll be a role model for today.

From the front cover of Vogue I'll smile.

From the front cover of Vogue I'll smile.
Grey Power will trend for a while.

From the front page of Vogue I`ll smile
Grey power will trend for a while
I`m a sleek silver ghost

From the front page of Vogue I`ll smile
Grey power will trend for a while
I`m a sleek silver ghost
I'm making the most

From the front page of Vogue I`ll smile
Grey power will trend for a while
I`m a sleek silver ghost
I'm making the most
Of what, for me, is a new style.

I’m hoping my look will beguile

I’m hoping my look will beguile
Every man within a square mile

I'm hoping my look will beguile
Every man within a square mile
So chic a vision

hoping my look will beguile
Every man within a square mile
So chic a vision
I'm on a mission

Hoping my look will beguile
Every man within a square mile
So chic a vision
I`m on a mission
To make every Romeo smile

They all loved to see her look happy

They all loved to see her look happy
That's how she beguiled every chappie

They all loved to see her look happy
That's how she beguiled every chappie
It seems with a grin

They all loved to see her look happy
That's how she beguiled every chappie
It seems with a grin
She said "Do come in"

They all loved to see her look happy
That's how she beguiled every chappie
It seems with a grin
She said, "Do come in"
The paparazzi were so snappy.

A young photographer called Charlie

A young photographer called Charlie
Went to work every day on a Harley

A young photographer called Charlie
Went to work every day on a Harley
He broke the speed limit

A young photographer called Charlie
Went to work every day on a Harley
He broke the speed limit
Attempting to mimic