Limericks 14

But it stayed straight as a poker
Made her look quite like a joker
Not a curl in sight

But it stayed straight as a poker
Made her look quite like a joker
Not a curl in sight
Gave me quite a fright

But it stayed straight as a poker
Made her look quite like a joker
Not a curl in sight
Gave me quite a fright
It looks worse than mediocre.

But I want straight hair Lottie cried

But I want straight hair Lottie cried
So on a wig I must decide

But I want straight hair Lottie cried
So on a wig I must decide
Brown or red or blonde

But I want straight hair Lottie cried
So on a wig I must decide
Brown or red or blonde
Of highlights I’m fond

But I want straight hair Lottie cried
So on a wig I must decide
Brown or red or blonde
Of highlights I'm fond
The catalogue's such a great guide.

I want to be glamorous too

I want to be glamorous too
Like people who get in Who's Who

I want to be glamorous too
Like people who get in Who's Who
Gloria or Joan ?

I want to be glamorous too
Like people who get in Who`s Who
Gloria or Joan
I really won`t moan

I want to be glamorous too
Like people who get in Who’s Who
Gloria or Joan
I really won’t moan
And I might earn a pound or two

But modelling is a hard game

But modelling is a hard game
And some just never make a name

But modelling is a hard game
And some just never make a name
The catwalk beckons

But modelling is a hard game
And some just never make a name
The catwalk beckons
My partner reckons

But modelling is a hard game
And some just never make a name
The catwalk beckons
My partner reckons
I should pout like a moody dame.

I won't get out of bed for less than ...

I won't get out of bed for less than ...
Ten thousand ? No, neither would my Nan

I won't get out of bed for less than ...
Ten thousand ? No, neither would my Nan
She cared not a fig

I won't get out of bed for less than ...
Ten thousand ? No, neither would my Nan
She cared not a fig
Be they small or big

I won't get out of bed for less than ...
Ten thousand? No, neither would my Nan
She cared not a fig
Be they small or big
Don't ask me to dance the can-can.

There was a well-respected man about town

There was a well respected man about town
Also known in some quarters as a clown

There was a well respected man about town
Also known in some quarters as a clown
Like Jekyll and Hyde

There was a well respected man about town
Also known in some quarters as a clown
Like Jekyll and Hyde
You won't know which side

There was a well respected man about town
Also known in some quarters as a clown
Like Jekyll and Hyde
You won’t know which side
Or whether to smile or to frown

Sometimes when the weather is bad

Sometimes when the weather is bad
Why not treat yourself - don't be sad

Sometimes when the weather is bad
Why not treat yourself - don't be sad
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